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To declare today National Cunt Day

32 replies

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 10:46

In protest at MN censoring the title of my post.
So....
Do you have a cunt?
Is DP DH behaving like a cunt?
Or a colleague?
Or other relative?
Do you want to shout cunt at any D Mail journos, especially a particular female one?
Or do you want to fling open the doors and shout this is a free democratic cuntry sic and I want to call someone a cunt I cunting well will?
Grin

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YouTheCat · 08/04/2013 10:47

You've been censored! Shock

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 10:51

Yup cos I called Liz Jones...

OP posts:
YouTheCat · 08/04/2013 10:52

But she is!

LibertineLover · 08/04/2013 10:54

My DS chicken pox spots are all cunts.

FairyJen · 08/04/2013 10:54

Liz jones is a
c omplete numpty
u nder normal circs we would ignore
n ot that its easy to do
t hat

That's how you do it Wink

SirBoobAlot · 08/04/2013 10:55

I have a cunt.

And my next door neighbors are racist cunts.

And it's cunting cold today.

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 10:56

Proclaim to the free world what is cunty around you today!

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SuffolkNWhat · 08/04/2013 10:58

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 11:02

And today we shall sing Lord Neil of Young "Keep on Cunting in the Free World"

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almostanotherday · 08/04/2013 11:13

One of my DS is in hospital and that's a cunt. im feeling a useless cunt while he in having a op and I can't do anything.

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 11:15

Thinking of you almost. Hope DS makes a good recovery x

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Nombrechanger · 08/04/2013 11:18

I have a large flappy cunt that resembles a badly wrapped kebab.

The man who nearly crashed into me because he was texting in his car is a cunt.

MTSgroupie · 08/04/2013 11:22

Sorry OP but you sound like a bit of a cunt yourself.

VinegarTits · 08/04/2013 11:23

i have a cunting cough

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 11:23

MTS: it takes a cunt to know a cunt.
Thank you for feeding my ego and cunt with your kind wishes.

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HelenMumsnet · 08/04/2013 12:04

Hello.

We're sorry Chockyeggpants that you're not happy with us editing the title of your Liz Jones thread. And, in fairness, it would have been more polite of us to have mailed you when we did so, as well as posting on the thread. Apols for that.

But we're happy to explain again here.

As we hope you all know, we don't delete/censor bad language as a rule but we will, on occasion, remove stuff that we think is particularly beyond the pale.

So, while we have no problems with people criticising Liz Jones' writings in the strongest and sweariest of terms, we did think attacking her personally in those terms was a bit much - particularly in a thread title.

As we have often posted before, we always tend to have a slightly lower threshold for "beyond the paleness" in thread titles than in individual posts, simply because the thread title is so much more out there - and visible to folks who haven't even clicked on the thread.

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 12:17

Thanks for apologising on MNs behalf, Helen.

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 08/04/2013 13:09

Damn!
That puts a downer on the thread I was about to start about Thatcher then.

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 13:34

Oh it's still National Cunt Day! So vent away in a cunty stylee....

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LadyMountbatten · 08/04/2013 13:34

oh you are SO BIG and clever

makingdoo · 08/04/2013 13:38

Everyone's a CUNT today. Colleagues, boss, customers, my family, DHs bosses, the person in my town that won the lottery on Saturday and hasn't come forward to share it with me!

CUNTS!! The lot of them.

I'm currently in my lunch break, hiding in my car away from all the cunts. Phew!

Chockyeggpants · 08/04/2013 13:54

LadyMount. Big sadly not, I'm quite short. Clever? Yup. Degree in law.

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Feminine · 08/04/2013 14:00

You may have been able to apply yourself to your law studies op, however nothing here indicates cleverness I'm afraid!

xigris · 08/04/2013 14:04

I am cuntingly exhausted after being up most of the cunting night. My neighbour is also a cunt for parking like a twat ( thought I'd inject a bit of variety into my ranting)

FeckOffCup · 08/04/2013 14:11

Either the garage or DH's car is a cunt today, not sure which one to blame. It's failed the MOT because one of the headlight washers doesn't work, most cars don't even have cunting headlight washers so why that makes it unroadworthy I don't know.

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