HELP! I need a biscuit intervention!

[SaggyOldClothCatpuss]

Sitting here confined to barracks. I have just finished an entire packet of fruit shortcake biscuits and am half way down some golden crunch creams! I nned help NOW!

You can send them to me. And what's with all the biscuits on MN today anyway?

Step away from the biscuits

I have no idea, but Ive just realised I posted this in AIBU!

YABU as it is biscuit thursday

Yuk. YABU. Now, if they were chocolate Hobnobs...

Mmm hobnobs!
I'm hungry.
Somebody get that toddler into bed so I can eat!

I are half a packet of those new praline chocolate fingers earlier. In my defence, someone did put them on my desk.

I ate a whole packet of jammy dodgers earlier. And a couple of shortbread fingers. YANBU