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To think my fridge is haunted?

64 replies

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 13:59

It could be the cupboard next to the fridge. Now and then, there is a strange intermittent sound of snoring, or rasping breath, basically like someone snoring really loudly, coming from the wall behind the cupboard. It is not scary, more comical. It can happen day or night. The room next door is our sitting room, and no, it is not dh asleep. No one else has ever heard it. I need to get dh to come and stand there, for hours, until it happens again. Opinions please on what it could be.

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catlady1 · 04/03/2013 14:04

I've no idea, but at first I read that as "To think my FRINGE is haunted." I think that would be much more problematic! Grin

Could it be your fridge making noises? Mine sounds like it's about to blow up sometimes, it's very odd.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:07

My fringe is DEFINITELY haunted. It keeps playing tricks on me and falling into my eyes. I wonder if I need an spiritual haircut cleanse.

If it is the fridge then I am really worried, as dh will refuse to buy a new one until it does actually blow up. I'd rather it were a ghost. However it seems to be coming from the cupboard beside it, or the wall behind the cupboard. Gulp.

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PetiteRaleuse · 04/03/2013 14:08

Could it be rats or mice scrabbling in the wall behind the cupboard?

PetiteRaleuse · 04/03/2013 14:09

If so then be careful the little buggers chew through cables and electrocute themselves and could even kill the fridge. And dead fridges are useless.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:11

AAARgh! Not rats! But do they wheeze and snore with human style volume? Human sized rats that snore?

How would I find them? But it really doesn't sound like rats. I grew up in an old vicarage with rats under the floorboards [nice], so have experience.

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ReallyTired · 04/03/2013 14:13

I doult that your fridge is haunted: that yoghurt that you pushed to the back has evolved in higher life form and is preparating to take over the planet!

Or worse still some kids lunch box got put in the cupboard without being emptied and now has six month old sandwiches in.

OzmaofOz · 04/03/2013 14:16

Your fridge is not haunted it is sleeping, that's what all the snoring is about.

My fridge doesn't snore, it sighs and occasionally groans.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:18

But dh does a regular completely obsessive clear out weekly RT - I need to record it on my phone don't I. It really does sound like an 80 year old lady snoring in front of the TV.

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Latara · 04/03/2013 14:19

I think you need a new fridge. Don't wait for it to blow up (do fridges blow up??) - ignore your DP & buy one yourself.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:19

Your fridge sighs Oz? Is it really the fridge then?

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Latara · 04/03/2013 14:20

Fridges do make weird noises especially when they are working hard to keep your food cold. Maybe it needs defrosting?

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:20

That is a whole new thread Latara, buying a fridge without dh's agreement. Too many outgoings at present.

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JohnBender88 · 04/03/2013 14:20

Is it the fridge from Ghostbusters? "Zoooooool."

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:20

Defrosting. Does not compute.

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OzmaofOz · 04/03/2013 14:21

Yes, at first I thought it was next door having loud sex, but realised it is the fridge.

It is odd because it does sound very human, but is definitely the fridge.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:22

I am looking out for the giant marshmallow man JB.

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Latara · 04/03/2013 14:22

Defrosting = get any ice off the freezer box / clean the fridge of any ice or frost.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:22

Oz! Really? I feel some sort of spiritual connection to you stemming from our shared experience of weird human sounding fridge noises. Thankyou for that.

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pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:23

do i have to take everything out of the freezer latara? won't it all melt?

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OzmaofOz · 04/03/2013 14:24

Grin your welcome. >

GregBishopsBottomBitch · 04/03/2013 14:26

My fridge makes a bizarre sound that sounds like its dropped something, weird things fridges are.

pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:26

Thanks Oz. I will take if off in the bath. :D

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pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:27

Argh I get confused between grins here and on FB.

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pofacedplot · 04/03/2013 14:28

I think we should all record our fridge noises and make a fridge noise compendium. For the good of all woman and mankind.

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Buzzardbird · 04/03/2013 14:39

Mine makes eerie 'chilling' sounds...see what I did there? Grin