Well why not ? ;)

[Wonger]

There's a stream at the bottom of my garden. Am thinking of posting a live webcam link if anyone is interested ? ;)

Yeah!

Has it got a little bridge and everything?

It's not someone pissing cos the loo is locked is it?

Just set it up.. Just click on seriouslyboringasshite.com... Tis better than that football though :)

Does it have otters? All waterways should have otters.

No otters... BUT if you keep looking till the morning you might see a duck... No promises though !!

OH-MY-GOD !!! Can't believe what I'm watching .... Unbelievable !!!

Quick, click on the link ....

Oh no wait... It's a leaf... Sorry... Back to bed everyone :(

Actual ducks, or the Anaheim Ducks. There's been a few links about them already.

Just run of the mill, bog standard ducks... Hope that doesn't distract from the fun ? .....

Standard ducks OK. Quite like ice hockey though so wouldn't have minded watching Anaheim Ducks.

There are real beavers a five minute walk from my house

A leaf?! Better than spammed shite

Tbf, there are otters not far from me. They just don't like to be seen, so you rarely get to see them.

Like ducks

Will it be live streamed?

We have a stream running down the side of our garden, separating us from a field

The match today will be terriers vs sheep. The stream and fence separate them, so the match will consist mostly of shouting (terriers) and chewing (sheep).

The sheep are very smartly turned out in matching white woolly kit, black socks and black face masks, the terriers a a rag bag assortment of grey, black, brown and white kit.

Team work wise, the is not much to separate them. Both teams perform in close formation, terriers are quicker and faster to turn around, but sheep have numbers on their side.

Match commentary follows...if you click on this fake link sheeeeeeeeep

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Ok, the terriers are warming up for the big match. They are stretching their front legs and now their back legs. I think one or two of them are yawning...what does that look like to you, Wonger... Do you think that was a yawn, or just a funny face?

oh yes please ! total "Tales by the waterside " (from my very long ago youth)in black and white !

I'm very jealous of the stream in the garden... I'd love a stream of my own.

I have a terrier cross who is looking to join a team, could she come for a trial with yours Norks? She's very good in goal, according to DS2, but she's a bit scared of sheep... only a little bit though. She's a lot scared of cows, do your terriers ever play against cows?

I can actually picture this now .

Bring on the terriers!
We have two Yorkies, a westie/bichon cross and a complete mongrel from Beirut.
We do have cows in the spring, but they are tucked up in their barn for the winter. Come and play!

Not quite a stream but when it rains we have our very own swamp in the back garden.

madrat we have LOTS of rats in the barns, but, I am sorry to say, the terriers are VERY good at killing them.
One shake, and the corpses are presented as gifts to feed the family.
The biggest one was 12 inches long without tail!
I did NOT cook it

I've told Boo, our TC... she's very excited and is currently wondering whether to wear her ears up or down to meet her new team mates.

Her kit is fox red with white accents .