dog shit

[AlisonMoyett]

Think my neighbour has dumped dog shit in my garden, why, I am such a nice person

I'm sure that makes sense in your head

However, we might need a little bit more to make any kind of sense of what you're saying?

Any chance a fox could have visited last night?

What did you do to them?

Tissue.
Lift.
Throw.

How much did they throw? Did you upset them?

love the no nonsense thread title.
Need a bit more info though.

Are you sure it's dog shit? It may be neighbour shit

I think the approved remedy is to dumo it in the hood of the dog owner's anorak. N'est-ce pas?

Errm, s/dumo/dump

It wasn't your dog's shit was it? My dad picked up some dog shit on a shovel, followed the owner home and threw it over their hedge (this was a few years ago, so not yours ).