to ask ....

[ElectricalBanana]

why are their a load of fireworks going off outside

(this may be a clue - we have become over run with student lets here)

if it isnt fucking (and i mean that literally as last year we had a full sex show given by two girls in a parked car outside our house.....my DH took ages to eat his tea....) students then what festival is tonight about?

The ever-popular Look I Bought Fireworks Cheap Day, perhaps?

Or, one of these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_23

Or someone's birthday?

Wedding fireworks are popular around here.

Drug Dealers letting folks know they have stock in.

will send DH out now Sparkling

actually am sending him out....for more cider and some cake

i need cake

Cider and cake.

Fireworks here tonight too, but no students.

From now on all purchasers of fireworks will be strip searched and cavities invaded by torchlight .