to spend the evening trumping on the sofa

[Nelly000]

as DH is away for the night??

I do that most nights... whether dp is here or not.

Same!

Isn't that what sofas are for? Both me and the cat are doing just that!

Fair play.

Luckily the cat hasn't joined in. But dp had cabbage at lunchtime.

Nelly I do it every night. Leg up. And off we go!

My cat gets scared if I pass wind a little too loudly. She gets bendy legs and everything, and the fluffy tail.

Your poor moggy!

I do it quite regularly. This evening I'm burping, just as a change from trumping

Go nuts. Have a good smell

Good stuff. Not just me then.

DH and me are not prudish, but trumping is 'forbidden fruit' between us.

So I do enjoy a good parp when he's not about.

Glad to hear I'm not alone.

FFFRRRPPPPPPP.....

I did such a big one the puppy on the sofa next to me jumped up and scuttled to the other end

Just don't follow through.

Oh no! A shart is never a good thing.

OliviaMumsnet Wot??

Your sofa, your rules (see what I did there?)

I woke myself up the other night by farting loudly in my sleep .

A shart! Never.had one

Once... when I had norovirus. Many years ago.

DH regularly wakes up in the night because of my pops. Not the sound, THE SMELL.

Tonight I am parping away like nobodys business, it doesn't bode well for a peaceful nights sleep for Mr Suchabod.

My 4yo DD sleepwalked the other night, did a fart while a wandering and said "pardon me"!

yanbu, BUT for the use of the T word yabvu!