Mr Bloom's Nursery...

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When Mr Bloom sings.." with my veg and plants, I can sing and dance.....aibu to go about for ages after singing " in my bra and pants, I can sing and dance? I really can't help it........as you were!

hahaha,very good!

my DH does a version of this, if he hears the " Big cook little cook" theme tune he trots off singing " big cock little cock!" disgraceful!

(no children are harmed, he does it out of their earshot, just me who has to suffer it...)!

I can't stand the Mr Bloom, there's something weird about him, I wouldn't trust him around my children.. I don't know what it is. same with PC Plum in Balamory

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Well I think he's quite hot in a cheeky way.

I imagine him shagging me in his shed surrounded by his large vegs.

Obviously without the annoying kids.

I sing 'with my magic pants...' Just can't help it

thebody just to get your 5-a-day, I presume!

Mr Bloom has a bit of a sparkle in his eye.
If I'm honest I would quite like Mr Bloom to plant his seeds in my patch
His tank top and gardeners belt does it for me.

I have a bit of a crush on Mr Bloom I think its the fake accent.

When he sings "Let me show yer what I've got" I can't help but think ooh ok go on then

I am ashamed to say that I am married to man who would sing along to Balamory's PC plum song 'I'm PC Plum and I take it up the bum' needless to say a good nudge in ribs and my sternest look!

My partner thinks he looks shady.

Aparantly I'm not the only one

Pc plum can be found in real life wearing a leather vest and dancing to kylie in delmonicas in glasgow. As for Archie well lets just say he likes to smoke the odd jazz cigarette

The theme to Everything's Rosie begins "Arseing along..." doesn't it?

Amazing yes indeed, ha ha.

Mr Tumble is the image of my dentist.. Weird as I always expect him to say ooooewe... As he looks in my gob.

YABU

it's 'in my VEST and PANTS'

so there

I took my kids to see him in a shopping centre in Derby. If you got there really early you could get a pass to meet him, got there at 8.30 and every friggin pass had gone. Kids were really upset really they weren't but I was completely fucked off. He did a little show and it was ace. He passed around a butternut squash for us all to have a cuddle of. He really is quite sexy.

Nothing says sexy like a butternut squash

I luff him.

I thought for ages that the last line of the song went "In my dirty nursery". I think that and the bra and pants bit are much better that the original (so is "With my veg in pants, I can sing and dance").

Please can we make up a MN version of the song?

Amazing Mum are you martied to my husband ge has a whole set of lyrics for big cock little cock

The writer of Mr Bloom used to be my f*buddy. I'll leave the conversation here. ;)

Aaah phew. Thought it was just me with a thing for Mr Bloom ... Though not sure I should admit my crush on Postman Pat

Don't know what Mr Bloom is, but miss read the OP post and thought it said 'with my veg in my pants' and I was thinking rude things.

I had alternative lyrics for pc plum. Long time ago now but...

'I'm paedo plum and I like it up the bum'

'With my magnifying glass, I can look between your ass, look at all the tiny beasties, wheeee, look at them run'.

DP also does 'big cock, little cock'.

Yes, we really are that pathetic .

Holy moly, I started this thread really to just get it off my chest, I soooo didn't expect other people to even reply let alone Hafez alternatives!!!!!! I am new strangely happy and also can't wait to catch Balamory so I can sing along to Threadworms version! Thank you all--- weirdos!!!!

Hafez???? Have- sorry!

Hafez???? Have- sorry!

mmmmmmm me bloom!