ay am a leetle tipseee

[TaggieCampbellBlack]

.fuckit. Dry januaru shite. I have had wine.

And it was goood.

In fact i had a hlass on sunday. The 26thish.

But that qasn't so nice.

Today tje 30th was nice

I had one too!!!

tipsy, I think you are drunk :)

you did well, a drink well worth waiting for.

On phone. In bed. One eyed typing.

I love wine.

Why would anyone thonk it a goof idwa to give it up?

Enjoy! May I suggest a couple of nurofen and a glass of water before you sleep so that you feel OK tomorrow?

Why on earth do people do dry January? Drink away!

do come back in the morrning so we can point aand laugh offer paracetamol and sympathy

and THIS is why I give nowt up in Jan

Taggie lovey sink a pint before shut eye and gt the bacon on standby for tommorow am

No pointing.

Twill be fiiiiiiikne.

May have shown mn app and user name to lovely friend.

Fascinating how precise every single typo is.

When you look at the keypad, every single misplaced letter is simply the letter right next to it.

When I'm pissed I have to log out because my spelling is all over the place.

One handed one eyed non corrected typong. Bollocks. Off to sleep. Now.

Had to correct so many of those words. More than normal one tjumbed typing. Too much like hard work.

So i can spell when inibriated. Just not type. Bollocks worral.

I'm confused

So who is typing perfectly on this thread?

You or your friend?

Dwpends. Which eye is open.

Lying on right side left eye is open and ok.

Lying on left side right eye is a bit knackered..

Wine doesn't help at all.

I am going drinking tonight. My car needs to have something done to it which will take three hours. I could have taken it in at 10 this morning, but need to be somewhere else at midday.
The lovely one eyed Jack said bring it in at 4 and we'll do it then. Plan is, collect DD from school, drive to the garage, drop car off and go to the pub.

Also typing depends on whether i can be arsed to go back and adjust spelling.

Satisfied?

Rips. Thst sounds like something from Twin peaks.

It's not really a case of being satisfied...just curious that's all.

The Twin Peaks reference is probably to one eyed Jack?
He really does only have one eye and his name is Jack. He is very reasonable and his garage is over the road to the cheapest bar.