To Ignore 2 yr old dd?

[NickNacks]

I'm in the bath.

She's literally scratching at the door shouting 'muuuuuum wakey wakey'

Oh shit she's just realised she can reach the handle but can't quite push it at the same time....

Is it just you and her in the house?

No, But only mummy will do!

She's fine btw singing to me not screaming or upset.

Nah let daddy entertain. Have you got an iPod?

Good idea- I'm on my iPhone. No earphones but not a problem!

Ignore I think. I have a dd the same age and sometimes I just need quiet time! Although actually her older brother is much worse than her because he never ever ever stops talking and is a bit of a geek

I'm envious she hasn't worked out the door though - can you lock it in case? My dd has managed to open all doors and stair gates apart from one so she rammed into it with her ride on and broke it instead.

Fit a lock, you will have to anyway when kids older so they can wank in private!! Joking I am!!

Your big mistake was getting in a bath without a glass of wine.

Ignore kid.

There's no lock and she can't do the stair gate either which was shut but DS has since left it open.

Oh no no no!

Gross thoughts about my boys growing up!

I'm a weirdo and don't like wine. :(