to demolish their snowman?

[LeahLashes]

We live on a cul-de-sac and my kitchen window faces out onto the whole street, the rest of the houses are on a slope when my house directly facing the bottom.

Each time I do my washing up, start cooking dinner - this giant snowman at the top of the hill is staring at me.

It has a lamppost above it so in the dark he's still there staring.

I'm pretty sure he's evil and will try and kill me in my sleep.

I am sleeping with a hairdryer next to me. Aibu to kill him before he kills me?

just pinch his eyes...

Go add a carrot cock and some snowballs. Hard to be scared of someone when you can see their genitals.

Do a ring of salt around your bed? he wont be able to cross that.

Don't kill him, just close the windows so that he doesn't see you! Obviously.

YABU

Do you have 100 spare buckets laying around?

Because that's how many you'll need for the funeral.

Could you rearrange his face (so to speak) so that he is looking the other way?

Have you seen the Doctor Who episode with the Weeping Angels?

NOOOOOOO!
As a dweller in the Great White North, it is my duty to tell you it is wrong, terribly bad form, and horrible karma if you wreak someone else's snow creation.
This goes for snowmen, snow forts, sledding ramps and jumps, and ice carvings.

Don't worry he's not like the nice John Lewis snowman. He's pure evil...

Worra

On the bus on the way to school yesterday, on the common area of a block of flats we passed a giant snow cock and balls. It was enormous. About a 5ft shaft and the balls were the size of two massive boulders. Everyone on the bus laughed. But on the way home, someone had chopped it's majesty in half and today it had gone.

Now you'd think that would be sinister but it was a little bit sad

look up moving snowman scare prank on utube!

Make sure your house is toasty-warm, then he will melt before he reaches you.

Oh - and lock the door - snowmen don't usually have pockets to keep keys (or lock picks) in.

Good luck. If you don't come back tomorrow, we will send a wreath of snowdrops.

Go and dress him up

Haha I was about to say SDTG if you do not hear from me tomorrow then please avenge my death.

all i can think of is last year dr who. he's coming!!!!!!!!

i just know i'll have smowmen nightmares now.

snowmen

you just need a bikini and sunhat, dreww him up with thise and he will be so embarrassed he will stop being scarey