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To encourage DHs dirty little secret?

30 replies

TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 18:42

He secretly records and watches Heartbeat.

sad sad bastard

Should I surprise him with a weekend in the Aidensfield Arms?

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ToomuchWaternotWine · 08/01/2013 18:47

Only if you are prepared to play with his Dingle.

GregBishopsBottomBitch · 08/01/2013 18:48

I think you should, the shame it might bring.

Convict224 · 08/01/2013 18:49

Nooooo? Actually Heartbeat isnt bad, a bit sad grant you.

Book the trip. Tell us his reaction. Will he squeal with excitement?

TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 18:50

It was going to be the Grosvener but that's changed hands.

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AThingInYourLife · 08/01/2013 18:51

Heartbeat? Ye gods! Shock

Remember, you did not cause this.

GregBishopsBottomBitch · 08/01/2013 18:51

MN can get you through this dreadful time.

TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 18:52

I think he would cry tears of joy.

I could take him on the steam trsin.

And we could have uninterrupted rampant sex and everything.

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GregBishopsBottomBitch · 08/01/2013 18:55

And we could have uninterrupted rampant sex and everything.

Now that is a fine reason for your gift, something you can both enjoy. Any Ann Summers near by you?

BelaLugosisShed · 08/01/2013 18:58

We've beeen to Goathland, god it must be 15 years ago, my dirty secret is my Aidensfield arms tea towel and fridge magnet Blush
The drive over the moors to get there is stunning, just don''t have sex on the steam train, they don't like it.

JustFabulous · 08/01/2013 18:59

I am on here too much. I was disappointed the secret was that! Grin.

GlitterySkulls · 08/01/2013 19:04

i loved heartbeat... not really getting the shame aspect.

TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 19:08

Is that you dear?

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GregBishopsBottomBitch · 08/01/2013 19:14

JustFab I was disappointed too, was hoping it was juicy.

WilsonFrickett · 08/01/2013 19:15

LTB

Grin
TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 19:16

LTB?

Or TTBTA?

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TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 19:26

It is 5 hours away.
Don't think i can be arsed with that.

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Cortana · 08/01/2013 20:03

I've been here. Found 'D'P enjoying Homes Under The Hammer. Confronted him, it had been going on since before we met. I was shocked.

You can get through this. This too shall pass.

GregBishopsBottomBitch · 08/01/2013 20:05

My ex partner enjoyed Chick flicks,

Pleasenomorepeppa · 08/01/2013 20:06

Hand holding here too.
I caught DH explaining to toys why they had to go to the charity shop.
Bastard Toy Story.

SomebodySaveMe · 08/01/2013 20:08

DP loves notting hill and maid in manhattan. I've given up. There is no hope.

TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 20:09

Oh peppa that is so sweet. Bless.

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sanityawol · 08/01/2013 20:09

Taggie - my DH watches it too...

Apparently it's because he's interested in the old cars (the collection of rusting heaps interesting projects that he has may mean that this is true, but surely you don't need to sit through the whole episode?)

If he's like this now then how will it be when he is middle aged?

Bunnygotwhacked · 08/01/2013 20:54

Taggie book a trip to York and then you can catch the coastliner bus to the heartbeat place as a day trip we have lots of lovely shops here

freddiefrog · 08/01/2013 21:04

I love Heartbeat Blush

I've also got just about every episode of Midsomer Murders stashed away on the Sky+ box. Even more Blush

TaggieCampbellBlack · 08/01/2013 21:16

I went to York in the rain once. DD1 had a bug. DH wanted to go to the trsin museum.

It didn't end well.

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