To ask for a "soft play " topic?

[BadDog]

So I can hide petty threads regarding toddler to toddler warfare and " rude mums "? ;)

It can snuggle near Facebook ;)

I love those sort of threads so yabu

They are annoying,I hide them now and all the moaning about FB threads.

Lol

The term "soft play" in itself is annoying. The opposite, "hard play", is not in everyday use, and quite rightly so, because it sounds ridiculous. So the word "soft" is redundant. It's just "play". Just say "play".

If I wanted to hide all petty threads and references to rude mothers then I'd be here all fucking day.

Lol at hard play
lol at all fucking day

OT but soft play is definitley a modern term. I remember going to the equivalents when I was young (I'm 25) but when I first heard people taking about soft play, I felt I had missed out.

Like Uni and all that shit

Hard play would be fab.

Realistically I know why the word "soft" is used. It's because the toys involved are soft.

But what else are you going to put in a health-and-safety-approved communal playpen? Wolves? Rusty spikes?

loads of mums pushing drugs from the tables near the cafe.
tattoo parlour on the side

ROAR at wolves

Yeah, White lightning cider for sale in the cafe. A boxing ring for the rude mums to slug it out.

and " leave it, she aint worf it" being piped from the speakers when the industrial type sound effects pause.

No one has mentioned the 'grubby looking child' playing next to ones Rosie cheeked cherub that smells of talc at all times, giving said perfect child all manner of diseases. And nits. Don't forget the nits.