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AIBU?

to think that Dr Ranj is obsessed with shit?

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SillyBeardyDaddyman · 01/01/2013 22:20

He's always talking about shit or bums or gastric systems! I know he's a doctor, but seriously, the dude is obsessed. He needs therapy or something.

He talks about it on cbeebies all the time and he's on this 50 shocking health things program on channel 5 now and surprise surprise he's talking about shit again!

he's even got a poo song!

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blondietinsellyminx · 02/01/2013 00:34

Dr Ranj makes a good job of explaining common health issues to preschoolers in an engaging way - I like him!

Yamyoid · 02/01/2013 00:35

It's slightly weird that all the illnesses are gross, but suppose it raises awareness. Apart from the hiccups one but then you wouldn't need a doctor

cocoachannel · 02/01/2013 00:37

Had to google him and found this confusing us with another site?

cocoachannel · 02/01/2013 00:39

Also 'bored housewife'? Who would have children young enough to have cBeebies on. Now I work full time but know for sure if I was at home with DD all day I wouldn't have time to be bored and sat lusting after Dr Ranj!!?

ohchristmastree · 02/01/2013 00:40

I've not got to the talking stage with ds yet. From what's been said I will be switching off the love doctor Dr Ranj when that starts. Singing the song with jazz hands is hilarious though!

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 02/01/2013 06:43

My apologies to DrRanj the MNer! Nothing to do with you at all, unless you're the real Dr Ranj or you are obsessed with poo...

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SillyBeardyDaddyman · 02/01/2013 06:45

everlong my dear! I've been around, but in a cunning crimbo disguise

Nice to be missed though! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Or that might just be a stuck poo...

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FunnyLittleFrog · 02/01/2013 08:11

According to that website (which is def NOT about MN) 'others hail him ?the best reason for mums to watch kids? telly since Andy Crane?'. ARF.

Petsinmypudenda · 02/01/2013 08:21

Ahhhhhhhh be happy, be heathly and get well soon

I suspect he spends a long time going his well gelled hair in the morning. I can't fancy a man who had the hair of a ken doll

Petsinmypudenda · 02/01/2013 08:22

Doing not going....

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 02/01/2013 08:25

That reminds me of the insult "hung like a ken doll"

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DrRanj · 02/01/2013 08:37

I can't work out if I find him incredibly cute or incredibly annoying!

That big white smoke, the eyebrows, the squeaky voice. Nurse Morag is definitely annoying though!

And I do tend to talk shit!

DrRanj · 02/01/2013 08:38

I meant to say big white smile!

Vagaceratops · 02/01/2013 08:43

Us the tax payer funded him through medical school and this is how we repays us!

DrRanj · 02/01/2013 09:12

I'd still rather him over dr Christian though. He is obsessed with vd!

Vagaceratops · 02/01/2013 09:16

Dr Christian is very weird.

FunnyLittleFrog · 02/01/2013 09:18

The puppet things freak me out. DD quite rightly asked where their parents are. How many kids go to the doctor on their own?

DrRanj · 02/01/2013 09:19

A friend of mine goes to med school in London and has lectures from dr Christian. Apparently he is a bit ofa knobber in real life - hardly a surprise!

DrRanj · 02/01/2013 09:20

I agree funny frog! Where are the parents? Those puppets' beady little eyes freak me out.

trikken · 02/01/2013 09:34

love dr ranj. I find him refreshing compared to the other cbeebie presenters.

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 02/01/2013 09:42

There's something about dr Christian that is just a bit, well, dodgy somehow. Maybe it's the strange shirts that give an all too obvious hint of the muscle boundness beneath? And that's even before the whole obsession with making people confess to the most hideous conditions on tv

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DrRanj · 02/01/2013 09:42

Everlong, it was an easy mistake. I AM obsessed with shit!

everlong · 02/01/2013 09:46

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ohchristmastree · 02/01/2013 10:09

Dr Christain looks like a ken doll, it's creepy

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