OK OK it's not a First World Problem.
I don't need to see anyone -even if I did drag my sorry butt up to A&E - they probably wouldn't even X-Ray.
They might-at a pinch- put a thick elastoplast on the splint it. But I can do that myself. The reason I haven't is it hurts too much.
It's the small toe.
It's very red and there's a bruise on the top of my foot.
I hobbled round 10 Pin Bowling today.
My DS was not sympathetic at all (little bugger). "You didn't let me stay off school when I broke my hand" .
He didn't break his hand. He sprained his left wrist.
Didn't stop him walking or writing.
So words of sympathy please. I'll paint on the Arnica Gel.