I have the temperature too. I keep touching my head and saying 'Dc please Mum's not well' (clearly trying to milk this only illness of year) I am strolling about in a vest top here ...DC are complaining it is cold
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Thank you, they helped!
Was I allowed two, sorry I am greedy with celebrations! 
Oh no.. not the swallowing part...I wonder if Baileys may help, I have been sipping tea all day, not ate, Oh I must be unwell if I haven't ate, well I had 2 strawberry quality street...yes clearly unwell, usually through half a box by now!