Sexual gifts

[McChristmasPants2012]

AIBU to think this is ok.

Sure! I have rabbit ears for a Xmas pressie from dh :o

Obviously opened without dd :o

My secret Santa gift from work was a little book called "50 things to do with a Rabbit"

it depends ... for my 35th my girl "best friend" bought me a rabbit as a joke, she switched the note/card from my dh's gift to her gift, which i think proceeded to open at extended family birthday brunch! not sure who was embarrassed most at the public unwrapping, me, dh, or "best friend" ...

not from your mum

I got a clitoral pump from DH.

Not sure whether to be or

Our first married Xmas, DH and I spent Christmas together by ourselves. We opened our presents and texted my family a photo of us next to the Christmas tree..
...only to discover that the lovely pink rabbit from DH was neatly balanced on top of the little pile of presents we'd stacked up and very clearly visible to everyone

I'm not going to ask what a clitoral pump is but have visions of it blowing up like a puffer fish.

Yes as long as you dont open them in front of the dc.

Well, according to the instructions, it's supposed to make the clitoris larger and more responsive.

Which might be interesting as it is quite responsive already.

I got some! Opened them last night before the kids were up.

Depends who gave them to you and when they were opened.

Vibrator from your husband opened over a bottle of wine after the kids are in bed - great.

Butt plug and beads from your father in law opened in front of your granny - not so much

I got a yellow lacy thong with 3 little red bows on the backside from my mother with a note saying that if you wear yellow or red underwear for the new year, it will bring you good luck and prosperity for the upcoming year.

The underwear is tacky beyond belief (DH likes the look of it) and we are not Chinese, nor have any connection to it. I'm not cool with that.

If DH had presented me with a clitoral pump in private, that would be okay.