I am not being unreasonable because I am not doing it...

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... and I know it would be unreasonable to do it...

...but I would really like to start two threads in Chat and see which gets deleted first.

Thread 1 : Father Christmas is not real

Thread 2: Fucking shitting pissholes

What do you think? Which would get deleted first or get the most complaints?

If your child can read over your shoulder, which is worse for them to see?

thread 1

he has informed me that he already knows all the swear words.

A heinous statement.

You should be ashamed of yourself you fucking shitting pisshole.

Thread one is subversive and cruel whereas thread two may well be factual if applied to someone who a) liked bum sex and b) used the relevant orifice for the purpose for which it is intended.

Sorry just seen it is piss holes not arseholes... as you were :)

:o thegreylady - definitely not the right orifice!

Rock - allllllllll the swear words? Is that possible?

thread 2.

If a child can read they shouldn't be with you while MN :)

that's what he tells me. i didn't test him because i wouldn't be able to resist the urge to say "haha, you dont know ....."

he's 7. this was his justification for being allowed a fb account. i refused saying that there were lots of adults using swear words. and he informed me that that was no problem because he already knew them all! he still isn't getting FB!

Thread 1

Hahahaha!

I think you'd get more of a reaction if you started one called "Telling your child about Santa is abusing their trust".

Followed by a long rant about how making up stories is just setting children up for misery in later life. Chuck in how its abuse a couple of times and you'll have yourself a merry little bunfight!

1 would be the worst.

but why? why would you make up something like that?
have you no joy?
no shame?

Does your Mummy know you swear?

Yes she fucking does.

(sorry couldn't resist)