To be completely paranoid when reading thread titles!

[Molehillmountain]

I've just had to read a thread about someone wanting to end a friendship and another about an inconsiderate neighbour just to check its not me. And I really have no actual reason to think it is-honest. Apart from parking in my neighbours drive and telling my friend I can't stand her kids (not!). What's wrong with me?

Nothing. You are loved and liked. (Pats hand)

HAPPY CHRISTMAS MOLE!

All the time! Especially the 'to that woman in Asda with two feral children' type threads. I always think 'oh shit that's me'. I don't think any have been about me yet though.

My sister's on here so whenever I see a thread about distancing yourself from a toxic sister, I flinch! I thought I was the only one who did that!

Ah, but you see, red tinsel, that can't be right because those threads are about me

You're right, Mole. I didn't like to say but when you're not here we're all talking about you.

Evil

Mole dontcha be a silly moley.now xx

I fear it too Particularly the ones about tardy friends - but they could be me

I always click on the shopping list ones just incase I've accidently dropped mine in a shop. My lists are a bit anal. They are written in order of how the shop is set out and sometimes have approx cost on it. I'd be really embarrassed if someone found it.
Also I wonder if the ones moaning about friends are about me. I'm very paranoid

I lost my shopping list once and was terrified it would end up on here.

I flinch at

Teacher
Neighbour
Friend

I often hope the 'school mum, was this rude...' threads are about me mainly because I'm horribly rude haha

No, never. No one I know seems to be on here.
In fact I sometimes think I am living in a bit of a MN desert.
[Not saying where I live btw]

I do this too... I have no reason to think anyone would rant about me here, but I always have to check.