Best & Worst Secret Santa Gifts!

[DebK2012]

Post what the best and worst gifts you have received!

Worst - a pair of very dusty and old flannelette pyjamas in size 18-20. (I'm size 8). They'd obviously been in the back of someone's cupboard for a very long time.

Soap with 'Face' on one side and 'arse' on the other from my boss. Didn't fancy displaying or using it oddly enough.

Best - Coffee mug that holds a pint

Worst - Frilly red thong.

I didn't regift, not very many situations where that would have worked

It resided at the bottom of my wardrobe (in that "would be rude to throw away" kind of way until I moved house.it didn't go to the charity shop either.

Worst: Half a used bottle of shampoo wrapped in tinfoil... it's the thought that counts right?

Hairy, this year my mum got a similar soap, "Face" one side, "Fanny on the other" and my mum would probably use it.

Best was a bottle of vodka with 4 wispas sellotaped to it - colleagues know me so well

MrsF I can send her mine as well if you like? That should cover all the bases so to speak

DH got a 'cock cage' this year - a series of metal rings decreasing in size to go around one's member for the uninitiated. We share the same workplace, so quite what our colleagues think I'm into I have no idea. I have thanked people profusely, telling them it's always handy to have a spare.

A couple of years while pregnant I got stretch mark cream. Sounds quite thoughtful until you realise I was 10wks and hadn't announced it.

A colleague at DH workplace once got a BA toothbrush ...