to ask WHERE IS THE FUCKING SNOWMAN????????????

[Greensleeves]

it's gone

Put it back! Now!

It melted.

This thread'll be off as soon as HQ sees it, they don't want the truth getting out.

OMG Nooooooooooo Frosteeeeeeeeee!

I bet those bastard F4J have nicked him.

No doubt they'll be holding him to ransom in a freezer somewhere.

You dreamt it. Christmas has been and gone and it is now early April.

No he has not melted. There would be a puddle with a carrot in it.

Maybe the Mayans were right but for snowmen

Oh wait, maybe he's fucked off to John Lewis to buy a hat and some gloves?

He's walking the snow dog.

the rabbits got hungry and ate the carrot and their fur mopped up the puddle of water..

I may be able to explain why the snowman has had to be removed...

Hopefully MNHQ can return him to us in a less indecent state.

Was someone looking for me???

Buttons. There would still be buttons.

Shit I think I've found him!!

I knew there was something missing other than my brain!!

Where is the squint nosed snowman?

worra

They're definitely on the naughty list!

I blame Net Mums those guys are EVIL with a capital EEEEEEEEEEE.....

Brings a whole new meaning to a touch of the 'white stuff'.....

Only if you were called ApocalypseSnowman Apostrophe.

I'd prefer a <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1018&bih=587&tbm=isch&tbnid=hPv-t31ixvLA3M:&imgrefurl=forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx%3Fhigh%3D%26m%3D2731398%26mpage%3D1&docid=IteLxHa0s55tOM&imgurl=i.imgur.com/bMzfU.jpg&w=1024&h=714&ei=MPnUUMoU49DRBZfugdgJ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=327&vpy=166&dur=688&hovh=187&hovw=269&tx=135&ty=99&sig=108848608164883084356&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=208&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:109" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">snowman apocalypse to zombie apocalypse.

But only just.

apostrophesnowman

get your crunchy white ass back up on that logo THIS INSTANT

Worra

Won't be back for a bit then...

Youtube clip from Mock the week :)

If MNHQ weren't so tight fisted, he wouldn't have to work two jobs

He's gone to John Lewis. The deadline for Internet orders has passed but you can still order online and collect instore.

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