to think it's ok to open the wine ...

[MaryChristmaZEverybody]

as I haven't died yet, there are no zombies outside my door, and I think I probably don't have to remain sober to cope with the nuclear fall-out?

And it's the only night in the near future that I can drink, as all the kids are home and I don't need to taxi.

Yippee.

Oh YANBU. I am just home from the office, officially on hold, and the vino is open! Enjoy!

On hols! I am not on hold!

I think I might delve into the Christmas chocolate too.

Here, have a revolting nutty one.

Was confused there. It's always ok to open . I'll have a chock but no cracknels or mini bounty bars please

I would suspect that the apocalypse would be so much more fun whilst pissed.

No Bountys here. I refuse to buy Celebrations since the year I actually counted the chocolates in the tin and discovered that more than a third of them were Bounty and Snickers .

I'll stick to gooey Roses tonight. Though I also have Heroes.

in fridge for me. I'm
At work and thinking longingly about that glass

I'm bored of waiting for the world to end. I've started the wine.

Am sick of roses Maryz. 3 HUGE tins in work. Think I've eaten my own weight in them. Also I can't open the wine till 10.30 as am ferrying DD to some disco to see Gaz (sp?) from Geordie Shore. Oh my life is so exciting on a fri night!

YANBU

Christmas is all about empty calories and sugar.

See, that's what I'm moaning about OnThBottom. I'm fed up of having to stay completely sober in order to ferry kids around.

I thought I would get my social life back when I didn't need babysitters any more .

I might have to start a moany thread about how you get less sleep with teenagers than you do with toddlers. And wonder if I would be unreasonable to lock them in their bedrooms [hopeful]

Thankyou op, your post has reminded me to put wine on my grocery list
Mulled wine mmm

DD keeps promising that she will learn to drive asap when she's old enough & then she will return all the lifts.

This from the girl who had to write L & R on her hands when learning a dance last year...

Ah well the thought is there!

dd is 17 in the summer.

I will insure her on my car if she promises to collect ds2 from all his parties.

I will retire then.

She's meeting him now!

Great, means I can get home soon, as am sitting in my mum's sitting room and she is drinking nice red wine in front of me! Rubbing it in too...

Not literally rubbing it in, that would be a horrible massage!

I don't have the ferrying problem with my kids/teens because we don't have a car.

Sell it and buy more wine