Who do Boden think they actually are?!

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I jave just placed my first ever online Boden order and when it came to the personal details bit, the scroll down menu for 'title' didn't just contain your usual 'Mr' 'Mrs' 'Miss' 'Dr' but Earl, Baroness, Count, Princess and QUEEN.

I am laughing and at the same time. Does Johnnie Boden really think that K.Middy or any other major royals will be ordering their own shopping online?!

Yeah. He do.

Bet he doesn't give their parcels to fucking Yodel though.

Oh God they don't use frigging Yodel, do they? :(

Also it is part of his 'quirky charm', innit?
Such a card.

YY they sure do. So expect your parcels left with someone in the next street or delivered at midnight on the twelfth of fucking never.

But some of us do prefer to be known by our proper title. Especially by the Yodel delivery minion....

How jolly joyful

I am known as Countess on Sainsbury's online.

David Cameron wears Boden doesn't he?
Also seen it on Jen & Ben's DC.

I wonder if anyone does pick the title princess or queen

I was so tempted to enter Viscountess Cunting as my name.

It'sabout time I got some respect off the couriers around here...

Is it so you can give yourself a 'hilarious' title in their database, like 'Baroness Wanky of Wankyville or something'?

Dh once requested a brochure from the land rover website. He had it sent to Professor bagpussdh .

@ queen

I can't say I have noticed any matching dress/coat/hat/handbag combinations in pastel shades.

Perhaps Johnnie has been envisaging her maj' in a hotch-potch skirt and some "fun" wellies?

I have requested my parcel be sent to Queen Wombat before . Just to see what happened, y'know.
It arrived. Proof of my true identity, innit!

They do a nice tweed hacking jacket though.

Boden clothes are overpriced tat IMO.

The last parcel boden sent me was delivered to my frigging bin on frigging bin day

Who the feck thinks a bin is a 'safe place' to leave a Parcle FFS?!

I did not know that!!

I am off to change my title - Ms just does not have the same ring as queenie

I hate everything about Boden. Honestly, everything.

Nope - I've just checked and there are definitely no crown & sceptres in accessories or ermine trimmed cloaks in the workwear range.

What kind of queen is Johnnie thinking of I wonder?

I don't reckon her Maj would go for it though, imagine the horror of arriving at the Palace gates only to find all the other queens are wearing the same outfit.

You should have gone for Countess Cunting!

I would then phone to complain about something just to have someone call you Countess Cunting. imature and easily pleased