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Who do Boden think they actually are?!

22 replies

BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers · 18/12/2012 18:12

I jave just placed my first ever online Boden order and when it came to the personal details bit, the scroll down menu for 'title' didn't just contain your usual 'Mr' 'Mrs' 'Miss' 'Dr' but Earl, Baroness, Count, Princess and QUEEN.

I am laughing and Hmm at the same time. Does Johnnie Boden really think that K.Middy or any other major royals will be ordering their own shopping online?!

Xmas Grin Wine

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 18/12/2012 18:16

Yeah. He do.

Bet he doesn't give their parcels to fucking Yodel though.

BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers · 18/12/2012 18:17

Oh God they don't use frigging Yodel, do they? :(

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 18/12/2012 18:17

Also it is part of his 'quirky charm', innit?
Such a card.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 18/12/2012 18:17

YY they sure do. So expect your parcels left with someone in the next street or delivered at midnight on the twelfth of fucking never.

bumperella · 18/12/2012 18:17

But some of us do prefer to be known by our proper title. Especially by the Yodel delivery minion....

MrsKeithRichards · 18/12/2012 18:19

How jolly joyful

PuppyMonkey · 18/12/2012 18:19

I am known as Countess on Sainsbury's online.

bluebiscuit · 18/12/2012 18:19

David Cameron wears Boden doesn't he?
Also seen it on Jen & Ben's DC.

I wonder if anyone does pick the title princess or queen Grin

BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers · 18/12/2012 18:19

I was so tempted to enter Viscountess Cunting as my name.

It'sabout time I got some respect off the couriers around here...

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HouseOfTinsel · 18/12/2012 18:19

Is it so you can give yourself a 'hilarious' title in their database, like 'Baroness Wanky of Wankyville or something'?

bagpuss · 18/12/2012 18:22

Dh once requested a brochure from the land rover website. He had it sent to Professor bagpussdh Hmm.

TessGoesDirectToBethlehem · 18/12/2012 18:23

Grin @ queen

I can't say I have noticed any matching dress/coat/hat/handbag combinations in pastel shades.

BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers · 18/12/2012 18:26

Perhaps Johnnie has been envisaging her maj' in a hotch-potch skirt and some "fun" wellies?

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TheWombat · 18/12/2012 18:27

I have requested my parcel be sent to Queen Wombat before Xmas Grin. Just to see what happened, y'know.
It arrived. Proof of my true identity, innit!

TheWombat · 18/12/2012 18:28

They do a nice tweed hacking jacket though.

Cozy9 · 18/12/2012 18:28

Boden clothes are overpriced tat IMO.

FriggFRIGGYPudding · 18/12/2012 18:29

The last parcel boden sent me was delivered to my frigging bin on frigging bin day
Angry

Who the feck thinks a bin is a 'safe place' to leave a Parcle FFS?!

PacificDogwood · 18/12/2012 18:29

I did not know that!! Grin

I am off to change my title - Ms just does not have the same ring as queenie

MulledPinot · 18/12/2012 18:30

I hate everything about Boden. Honestly, everything.

TessGoesDirectToBethlehem · 18/12/2012 18:31

Nope - I've just checked and there are definitely no crown & sceptres in accessories or ermine trimmed cloaks in the workwear range.

What kind of queen is Johnnie thinking of I wonder?

HouseOfTinsel · 18/12/2012 18:32

I don't reckon her Maj would go for it though, imagine the horror of arriving at the Palace gates only to find all the other queens are wearing the same outfit.

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 18/12/2012 18:33

You should have gone for Countess Cunting!

I would then phone to complain about something just to have someone call you Countess Cunting. imature and easily pleased

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