DD had a seriously explosive nappy in the car first thing; baby change toilets at supermarket closed for cleaning, so changed her on floor in ladies, got poo on my sleeve.
Couldn't find reasonably priced tinsel (that looked fairly decent) in the 3 shops I looked in.
Reversed car into wall.
Christmas tree lights don't work and no spare bulbs in house to try to fix them.
Burnt finger making well deserved coffee.
Cheer me up please you lot!