to pour boiling water on my dog?

[SoleSource]

He is shivering after his walk today

I don't think it needs to be actually boiling... mind you, you'd be sorted for hotdogs for lunch :o

A rub with a blanket is probably better - my dog needs a bath - he stinks - but i cant bear the through of cold wet dog in the house.

Have you tried chucking him in the tumble dryer?

Thread about a thread?

Or the microwave if you're in a rush.

No! Mrs

Oh right, thread about a thread. Pathetic.

dont put him in the dryer SS, he will shrink!!

Is his name beautiful and does he sit on car keys?

A duvet should do it & a hot water bottle.

unless he has fins & swims round & round all day in Ice cold water in Winter

for your cold Pooch x

Lol how people get upset freds about freds!! Summit wrong up top.

Hairdryer

My dog prefers pyjamas.

Why did you let him get so cold in the first place? You should walk him indoors in this weather

no no, you should only do that to other peoples dogs. makes it much more acceptable.

"walk him indoors"

Just don't disappoint him!

A thread a out a thread?????

You UTTER UTTER bastard Sole

I'm truly shocked, angry and bitterly disappointed in you.

Actually I'm seething and aghast (don't think I've ever typed 'aghast' before?)

Anyway, I hope all your teeth fall out or something.

a out = about

See that's how fucking angry you've made me...

You've upset Worra now!

Your Karma will see to this atrocity.