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AIBU?

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to wonder how Kylie does it?

41 replies

annabeldp · 08/12/2012 21:45

She is looking better than ever - far less frozen than of late as well think I am just jealous

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Cyclefaster · 08/12/2012 21:48

Nope still Botox friendly I reckon! She can't move her eyebrows!

Cyclefaster · 08/12/2012 21:48

I'm also jealous 😏

BunnyLebowski · 08/12/2012 21:49

She has a face on her like a kabuki mask.

StickEmUp · 08/12/2012 21:50

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wonderstuff · 08/12/2012 21:50

I think you have to take into account that the likes of Kylie look good for a living - she'll be working out daily - constant access to hairdressers, beauticians etc. Her living in part depends on looking after herself. If I can't be arsed to put on make-up before work then no one is bothered.

She does look fabulous though. She's 11 years older than me and looking much better.

Shakey1500 · 08/12/2012 21:51

She looks fab for 45. Possibly should just age gracefully now instead of clinging on to youth.

Thought the song sounded dreadful though.

KellyEllyChristmasBelly · 08/12/2012 21:51

Not having kids. They put the lines on your face and the cellutite on your legs tummy etc :)

gimmecakeandcandy · 08/12/2012 21:53

You're kidding! She has so much Botox in her face I'm surprised she can stand up! Why she isn't honest about it is beyond me... Does she really think we are all fucking idiots who believe her 'I've had nothing done' bollocks... c'MON! It's so obvious love!

ifancyashandy · 08/12/2012 21:54

I am not about to bash Kylie. I think she's fab.

But....

Her neck is one of the hardest parts of the body to lift beginning to show signs of her being the age she is. Not wrong with that.

Don't get me wrong, she looks amazing but her surgeon is extremely talented.

annabeldp · 08/12/2012 21:58

StickemUp Xmas Smile at xmas botox cash. But I think she must have a new surgeon as she is looking better.

I'm hoping she starts to age gracefully soon, I can't cope with another Madonna.

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OhDearNigel · 08/12/2012 21:59

Airbrush
Stylist
Dresser
Hairdresser
Makeup artist
25 years of knowing how to crack a good pose
Personal trainer
Nothing else to worry about other than looking good
Plastic surgeon
Plenty of money

Yes, her natural good looks help but with those things above on tap I reckon most women would look pretty damned good

Acky123 · 08/12/2012 22:00

DP has just said "Oh, so Kylie's just started having a bit of work then".

A bit? Just?

I think he must have just been looking at her bum for ten years.

hermioneweasley · 08/12/2012 22:02

Art at Acky. She looks ridiculous.

ledkr · 08/12/2012 22:06

Dh said she had a cats face. It made me laugh.
Still jealous though. She's my age.

WorraLorraTurkey · 08/12/2012 22:10

I think she looks lovely

ifancyashandy · 08/12/2012 22:10

I look better than Kylie! Grin With no surgery just a lot of food and booze denial. And a shed load of work down the bloody gym.

I just don't look as stretched!

WorraLorraTurkey · 08/12/2012 22:12

Oh I'm disappointed at your lack of profile pics ifancyashandy Xmas Grin

musicposy · 08/12/2012 22:13

She's my age too and looks half of it Envy

But, I have no money, if I don't wear make up then so what, my clothes are mostly a good decade old and I've been waiting on the NHS for months to have half my teeth extracted because I can't afford or face the alternatives. I've had two children (sadly four pregnancies) which shows on your body whatever you do.

For all of it, I wouldn't swap my life or be without my lovely DCs and dependable DH. There are some things money and fame can't buy. :)

LilyVonSchtupp · 08/12/2012 22:13

YABU. She's 44, not 90.

nocake · 08/12/2012 22:13

You're right, she's had nothing to worry about... oh, except being treated for cancer!!

PerryCombover · 08/12/2012 22:14

She's not for me but fair play to her
I'd rather not ever consider having to do her job

TheReturnOfBridezilla · 08/12/2012 22:17

Acky I think that's the secret. Have an arse so widely admired that nobody concentrates on your face long enough to realise you are advancing in years.

OhDearNigel · 08/12/2012 22:18

oYou're right, she's had nothing to worry about...oh, except being treated for cancer!!

Lots of women get treated for cancer in their 30s. It doesn't make Kylie some special case. My Mum nearly died of cervical cancer at 36 (scarily the same age as I am now). She just got on with her life after she recovered.

expatinscotland · 08/12/2012 22:19

Botox, Botox, Botox.

krystianah · 08/12/2012 22:21

I love Kylie and I think she looks pretty fab. She's gone a looooong way on a little bit of talent. I increasingly feel a bit sorry for her. She doesn't seem have been able to make a relationship work and no kids. It's all a bit vacuous. Fame is weird and bears no relation to real life.

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