...to think that the man....

[Santasapunkatheart]

...who bought his wife a 'Complete Guide to Cleaning' and a STAINED petticoat from a bargain bin in a charity shop, really doesn't deserve a good woman?

He was so excited and it obviously wasn't a case of money, as he bought himself some other things. The assistant apologised about the stain but he said 'No matter. She won't notice.'

So if you are that poor woman, have a hug from me...

Oh dear lord has my husband been out Christmas shopping

Maybe they were particular things she'd been after but was having trouble tracking down?

I think thats hilarious!
My DH once put a Tesco till voucher for 50p off cheese in my Valentines Day card. (We both work for Tesco) I can't remember what else he bought me but thinking about that damn voucher always makes me laugh.

Sounds like the sort of thing DH would buy me as my joke present. Perhaps that's what this chap was up to...?

Hopefully its a joke present before he brings out masses of expensive shoes and diamonds.