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An invasion?

63 replies

HalloweenNameChange · 04/12/2012 18:33

Is mn going insane or is that I have been loitering in FWR for so long I forgot what it was like? Seems to be a holy moly trolly round these parts today.

OP posts:
AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 04/12/2012 23:33

erk

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:33

Arses thread - poster says they have cut off a pile with nail scissors just prior to giving birth.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 04/12/2012 23:33

I saw the one about the Bartholin's cyst and the steak knife...that was bad enough Smile

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:34

I'd have used Wartner.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 04/12/2012 23:35

Cut off a pile ? I don't beliiiiiiiieve. Bearing in mind a pile is a varicose vein of the bumhole, there would be blood everywhere

HoneyDragon · 04/12/2012 23:35

Yes Worra but there is weird and there is weirdHmm. We are getting the latter.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:36

Well, this poster said was all lies fine.

WorraLorraTurkey · 04/12/2012 23:37

I didn't open the bum thread but I thought the title said they were cutting off a skin tag? Confused

TuftyFinch · 04/12/2012 23:37

I havn't seen any of these threads? Piles? Scissors? Handmaidens?
I can hear the woman next door snoring.
The cat and the dog keep looking at the window.
Dog keeps barking.
I'm a bit a feared.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:37

You know, this actually feels like a normal thread. Thank you.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:38

Worra, the skin tag was a ruse.

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 04/12/2012 23:39

my report finger is warm tonight.....defo invasion. weird weird threads tonight....

PropertyNightmare · 04/12/2012 23:39

Oh Linerunner, I will be bloody furious if a boy baby twin is plucked first from the womb [anger]

PropertyNightmare · 04/12/2012 23:40

And also Angry

TuftyFinch · 04/12/2012 23:40

The BB was interesting. but I won the 1000th post Grin

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:40

What's your favourite weird one, Vicar?

bigmouthstrikesagain · 04/12/2012 23:46

did you get a prize Tufty? i was hoping Envy to swoop in last minute and get last word...

TuftyFinch · 04/12/2012 23:50

No prize but I think there should be one. It felt good though, like winning bid on eBay Grin

RandallPinkFloyd · 04/12/2012 23:51

Ew, I hid the bum one without opening it, the title was enough to make me gip.

I haven't opened the cyst one or the BJ ones either. Am I missing anything fun or are they as minging as they sound?

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 04/12/2012 23:53

A bit minging, heading into boring. I just hid the bum one as well.

I'd rather have a row about Nanfucker.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 04/12/2012 23:58

The cyst one wasn't a trolly one...a bit yukky though, they always are Grin

GothAnneGeddes · 04/12/2012 23:59

Nanfucker??

Btw Halloween, I have enjoyed your work elsewhere today.

RandallPinkFloyd · 05/12/2012 00:02

I normally quite like a bit of sporn tbh but I do have limits Grin

Nanfucker? Really? You jest surely.

LineRunnerWithBellsOn · 05/12/2012 00:02

NanFu is Christopher Maloney from X Factor. He has a big anti-fanbase on MN.

BOFingSanta · 05/12/2012 00:02

You can't beat a Nanfucker debate.