to lock DH outside for the night (Light-hearted...ish)

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I bought myself an advent calender at the same time as I bought one for the DCs because I wanted chocolate they were half price.
I didn't buy one for DH because he always say that he doesn't fancy chocolate everyday. I had one this morning with the DCs.
DH has just wandered in looking very sheepish and told me that he has eaten ALL of my chocolate.
So aibu so lock him outside all night.

Lock him outside, offering him entrance only on the condition he fetches you another advent calendar.

If DP did this to me, my reaction would not be lighthearted.

YABU. Tell him he must replace it with one if those ridiculous £80 ones with enough chocolate to start a shop.

How rude!

I may ask for a nice lindt one, or a thorntons one with my name iced ....

and also cheating, does he not understand it's one choc per day?! (or 1 replacement advent calender per day :) )

Does he know that it is bad luck to eat the chocolate before its due ( that's what my parents told me!). I would be demanding a luxury one to make up for it ASAP. Apparently Thorntons will even write your name on it.....

kill him!

You'd better be quick if you're going to get another! I wanted to buy one a bit too late once and there were none left in the shops
It would definitely be reasonable to lock him out!

I am enjoying the idea of 1 replacement advent calender per day kc77

Glitter - surely she should do that after he's bought the replacement as its too cold to go shopping by herself

Leave the bastard.

Oh yes, good point.

Advent calendar withenough chocolate to start a shop you say? Where would i buy one of those then?

If there are none left he will never be let back in here again.

Ah yes I too would like to know where these calenderswith enough chocolate to start a shop are sold

How about this? www.fortnumandmason.com/p-7040-wooden-advent-calendar-filled.aspx or this

That one looks amazing!

I think I was mentally substituting the goodies in this one with chocolate, sorry!

It's quite easily done at that.

A nutty acquaintance of my mother's once asked her husband to go out side and get the cat (not coming in for its dinner blah blah blah). When he was down the other end of the garden "Puss puss Pussing" for all he was worth she yelled from the door way "The cat has been inside next to the heater for the last 2 hours!" and slammed the door shut. He spend the night in the garden shed under a sheet that usually covered the lawn mower.

I can't remember what he had "done wrong".

Have you got a cat?