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"Purse my fanjo"?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK???????

24 replies

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 18:11

Sorry, but it's making my eyes bleed.... it's THERE every time I open MN, it's been there for AGES

and I don't hold with hiding threads, it doesn't feel right

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JackThePumpkinKing · 01/12/2012 18:12

What?

Confused

Where?

mumblechum1 · 01/12/2012 18:13

Well I didn't see it before but now I'm going to have to hide your thread Grin

Sunnywithachanceofshowers · 01/12/2012 18:16

YABVU. Just hide it...

Suzietastic · 01/12/2012 18:19

Yeah, I saw that and did this :-o I have no idea what it's about, I couldn't bring myself to read it!

ChaoticforlifenotjustChristmas · 01/12/2012 18:19
Confused
bradywasmyfavouriteking · 01/12/2012 18:20

Someone tell me!!!

lubeybooby · 01/12/2012 18:20

How ridiculous, just hide it Xmas Confused

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 18:21

I think it's a dating thread suzie

It keeps leaping out at me

how the frag do you purse...your...

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SoupDragon · 01/12/2012 18:22

So, it's not right for you to hide threads but it's Ok to want it got rid of? Confused

I've never seen "it" anyway, whatever "it" is.

SoupDragon · 01/12/2012 18:22

Ah... a dating thread... I think I hid it :o

StickEmWithThePointyEnd · 01/12/2012 18:23

Pelvic floor exercises. That's how you do it.

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 18:24

YES Soupy. That's my position. Grin

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SoupDragon · 01/12/2012 18:25

I am going to have to hide this one now as swearing in thread titles pisses me off :)

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 18:25

gah

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SoupDragon · 01/12/2012 18:28

And not-so-BabyDragon has a habit of reading over my shoulder.

KatoPotatoHoHo · 01/12/2012 18:28

It's like engaging your core, innit?!

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 18:29

that is Your Problem Wink

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SoupDragon · 01/12/2012 18:32

Eh?

PurpleCrutches · 01/12/2012 18:33

I thought you just, y'know,

...like that?

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 18:34

Your child reading over your shoulder. MN isn't for children.

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HeadfirstForAMistletoeKiss · 01/12/2012 18:43

If they're old enough to be able to read a swear word, they're old enough to be told they shouldn't use that word.

Where's the pursing fanjo?

HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly · 01/12/2012 20:22

purse your fanjo?

like you purse your lips, you mean?

well, your other lips, I suppose Grin

oooh, the PERFECT catsbummouth

Is this in order to get a fanny you could use to crack walnuts? Grin

SweetSeraphim · 01/12/2012 21:41

It has a meaning, one that really would only be apparent if you regularly read the dating thread Grin

I agree with the thing about kids reading over your shoulder, btw. It's not anyone else's responsibility to censor what they write on an adult website because of that.

Greensleeves · 01/12/2012 21:44

it's there now, in active convos!

it is making my pelvic floor ache

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