cos i seem to have killed the drunk thread?

[LadyRainicorn]

plus theres crummyes in my fanjo

but at least i won a bet about wheteher st andrew killed a dragon.

he didn't

How do you get crumbs in your minge?

Please don't say fan jo makes me all stabby

i think it was the crackers on the floor.

Really? Thank god, I thought it was me.

That would be twice in one week I wrecked a social gathering.

Oops.

how one earth did you get crummyes in your fanjo from crackers on the floor? Were you doing the splits?

I have never ever typed or said fanjo before and it was odd. I prefer front bottom.......