to eat me left arm?

[TaggieCampbellBlack]

While waiting for my fishcakes to cook?

Most very hugery.

They are finest fishcakes.

Maybe i'll eat them raw?

YABVU to consider eating fish cakes

fishcakes are lovely, especially in a sandwich with salad cream

But i'm hungry.

And tired.

And i haven't had a wee since 1pm.

I could have wasted away in 20 minutes ignore my 9 extra stone of fat i could live off for a year

HHHHUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think I'd rather eat my arm than a fishcake.

They wrr reduced. And have cheese in.

Anf i'm cold.

And my eyeballs have dried up.

I have had a pint of ribena. I know how to live.

Fishcakes cooked. Phew. Won't have to eat myself or a cat.

Try to lick your elbow before eating your arm next time.

I have eaten.

Phew.

BloodyBastardBollockingBusy work. Was mental. What was happening 9 months ago? Bad night on tv?