I think IAMBU

[Justreadthefuckingwords]

Ouch.

A good friend made me cry, but it was a blindside.

Jeysus.

It's been 15 years since anyone got me like that.

Maybe I WBU.

BUT I LIKE HER.

So AIBU to not actually tell you what she did (am a bit scared after the Coffee/Clumsy debacle).

Well I'm afraid unless you tell us we can't judge

Was she right?

Are you being unreasonable to not tell us what she said? No.

Are you being unreasonable to start a thread asking us if you being unreasonable to not tell us what she said? Yes.

Eh?

Need more info I'm afraid.

Did she kick you in the clunge?

you dont of course have to tell all, does she mumsnt too?

Errrm, after too many medicinal brandies I was incomprehensible.

I had a hideous outing a few years ago.

My metaphorical clunge was THROBBING.

& I vowed never to speak the truth again.

Which is sad - I NC every few months now.

I suspect she does.

I, uh, um... is the answer a turkey?

Huh??

Suspect it is.

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Mornington Crescent!

Pretty much

Clumsy was a work of fiction, and its very silly to be scared of that.

If you want to explain then people here will help. If you just needed to write down the OP, then that's ok too, but your responses, may not be great

I may have to nc to "Metaphorical Clunge" now, what a beautiful turn of phrase

Ooh, I want a metaphorical clunge!

What happened to Clumsy anyway?

She started a thread last night asking why her threads were deleted and now I can't find that on either?

YABU OP because I don't know what the fuck you're on about.

Are you in Scotland?

Right - I have now completely recovered from my metaphorical clunge & all angst related to this thread - which I started (& revisited) whilst under the influence of the Christmas Brandy.

I spoke to her, we made up, if I had spilled my guts on IABU I would now be fucked.

Fact.

You wanted to start an AIBU, a veritable angsty itch of a need to air your dirty laundry.

You hesitated as your friend who the AUBU was about is in fact a card carrying MNer.

This friend has outed you in RL in the past, thus damaging the delicate nether areas of your metaphorical clunge.

You itched the scratch lightly, like pox through a mitten, by posting a barely intelligible whiskey stained outburst.

You have now made up with aforementioned friend, the itch to post your AIBU is assuaged and you realise (rightly) she would have outed you again and the make up would have been a bust up.

Is that about the size of it?

That's the one Softly.

It all feels better now.

(Although I scratched the itch rather than itched the scratch).

Thank you for the precis.

That pretty much covers it.

Jeez. Softly what school did you go to where they taught Unfathomable Bollocks as a foreign language to A level standard? I did not understand a single word of what Just said, but I am grateful that you did.

I am highly impressed by the Metaphorical Clunge though. Top marks Just.

like pos through a mitten was good as well. You two could write great book between you. Not sure I'd understand what it was about, but I'd have fun trying.