Fecking selfish DP

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Came home with one crunchie bar for himself

I need to LTB, right?

No, just eat the crunchier. That'll teach him

*crunchie even. Bloody autocorrect

Crunchies are disgusting, not even proper sweets. He is SAVING you from yourself.

I don't even want the fecking crunchie, just that he only picked up something sweet for himself. I couldn't imagine doing that. Plus I'm 36 weeks pg, don't I get obligatory chocolate now??

Was thinking about bashing it up and putting it in the cat food bowl

Oh, I could go a Crunchie right now. Takes me ages to eat a Crunchie.

They are pretty long

I love your name OP, I'm assuming it's a Friends quote.

Oh and LTB - no question

God has he NO idea???? My DH would never dare! Leave the bastard. {half serious)

Also a crunchie bar is no good alone. He should know that you require a large galaxy and a can of coke too.

It's for you surely!

Sugar, bicarb. Nigella has a recipe - calls it something ridiculous though (Hokey?). Anyway, basically it makes Crunchie minus the chocolate, so not quite as good but you're closer than someone with no Crunchie.

At 36 weeks pregnant, you're quite justified in getting him to go back out for confectionary of your choosing.

Take the crunchie and ram it, briskly, sideways, up his nethermost crevice. Then say "Oops" and giggle psychotically and wander off.

Yes fluff and thank you :)

It most definitely was for him, as I just turned to him before starting this thread and said 'did you really just buy yourself a crunchie bar and not pick me up anything?' He looked very sheepish and said oh god that's really bad isn't it. Twatola.

I know how to make it hassled, it's a piece of piss. But I've just finished making him a lovely dinner, as usual, so would've liked a little gesture of choccie :(

I'm sure he did this the other day thinking about it. He bought a Dime (daime?) bar for himself with my change when he went to get some ketchup.

Just save it all up to throw at him when you're in labour

He's a bad husband BTW and needs boot camp or an axe to the head!

Maybe it's like in the Lady and the Tramp and you're supposed to start at each end and meet in the middle?

Tell him the baby KNOWS.