Am I in menopause 
Regular periods until now on again after 2 bleeding friggin weeks. Always regular. Although last 4 months nasty heavy one's.
Waking up looking like I have been in a fight with the devil.
Somewhere in my early 40's I forget where exactly
Ohhh my fuckin gawd.
I want to CRY like a gawd damn baby, I am toooo young for this shit.
Do I now need Nylon Tights and a shopping Trolley for the bloody bus.
You should feel sorry for me. I was NEVER meant to get this bleedin old