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To really dislike Fearn Cottons dress?

42 replies

FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:19

She's gorgeous, she's got an amazing figure and a cute bump, but that dress is awful! It looks like she's naked underneath, and doesn't do anything for her bump at all!

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Queenofthehill · 16/11/2012 22:21

Yanbu. Too fussy of pattern to work with a bump.

FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:25

And it really doesn't fit well either! I wish I'd looked as stunning as her when PG! Envy

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SoupDragon · 16/11/2012 22:26

I didn't like it either. When is she due?

steppemum · 16/11/2012 22:31

yanbu, she is all I can think of as I am watching, makes he bump look mishapen!

cookielove · 16/11/2012 22:33

Have i missed something, what dress ?? Confused

scarlettsmummy2 · 16/11/2012 22:33

I think it looks a bit over stretched, but god love her she must be due very soon! I am sure she feels self conscious.

TENDTOprocrastinate · 16/11/2012 22:34

I thought that too. I've just had a baby, I didn't look as good as her bump wise. However that dress didn't do any favours.

mamij · 16/11/2012 22:34

YANBU. She's glowing Envy But that dress is so awful and frumpy!

TacticalWheelbarrow · 16/11/2012 22:35

There is no ways I could walk in them heels now let alone being that pregnant! Props to her

FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:35

Due end of 2012 start 2013 is as close as I can find. She's teeny!

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mamij · 16/11/2012 22:35

Cookie the dress she's wearing on Children in Need.

BarredfromhavingStella · 16/11/2012 22:37

YANBU-it looks awful, I have yet to see her wear a nice maternity outfit (celeb juice has been all shit too) & it's really starting to piss me off, I think Gok is on later-maybe he can help her.........Wink

SoleSource · 16/11/2012 22:38

I like it.

FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:39

Cookie, she's presenting children in need.

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deleted203 · 16/11/2012 22:39

AIBU to really dislike Fearne Cotton? She always strikes me as pretty talentless TBH, and she appears to get on everything.

FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:41

Oh dear Sole! Grin
It makes her look totally rectangular from in front, it's all misshapen from the side, it looks like she's naked,...Confused

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FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:43

She's fairly harmless though, she might be everywhere, but she's pretty inoffensive! She could be worse, she seems all round nice, which is saying something nowadays!

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SoleSource · 16/11/2012 22:44

Lol I thought the pattern was nice.

At least she isn't wearing leggings and a vedt top. Lol

cookielove · 16/11/2012 22:45

As soon as i wrote it, it clicked i never watch it thought Blush

bigheartedwoman · 16/11/2012 22:47

Too be fair, i thought she looked lovely. And she looked very classy as well!

FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks · 16/11/2012 22:49

It would be better with some kind of accent band under the bust. It just goes straight down!

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WelshMaenad · 16/11/2012 22:54

I don't like her either. How she's come so far on zero talent and minimal intelligence is completely beyond me.

SoggySummer · 16/11/2012 22:58

My daughter said first thing this evening when we switched on Children In Need that she looked a Mr Kiplings French Fancy in that dress! Grin

Fair play to her though - she has been stood in those heels all evening which is a mean feat for anyone let alone being heavily pregnant. Apart from the dress I think she looks fab.

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Bogeyface · 16/11/2012 23:13

Its would look lovely if she wasnt PG, but it really isnt flattering to her bump. I am all for flaunting pg curves, I did it myself, but there are times when you have to accept that you are too big for the LBD!

She either needs empire line which could be short and still look good (envy her legs!), or close fitted top and a flared skirt or wide leg pants. Its like the old rule of boobs or legs, but never both!

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