To REALLY want one of these.....

[FeckOffWithYourXmasBollocks]

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It would look great when Im selling pies and cheese at sub zero temperatures!

Better be quick - only 1 left!

I want one too!

OOh. and one of these

Oh god that reminds me of the kid a few doors away when I was growing up.

His Gran knitted him a bright blue chunky knit balaclava to wear to school in the winter!

Alas they are all sold out.

I'd get the megaphone but likely one of my children would use it as a urinal.

How can that hat be sold out? Who the hell has bought them?
But I would lurve the megaphone, tis a thing of beauty and is going on my list to santa

OH, and definitely this