PLEASE slap me hard!......

[TeenTwinsToddlerandTiaras]

and tell me that the world is not going to end next month.

I have 4 Dcs and there are so many things I want them to experience, a long life being a major one . I want to finish my studying and start my new business. I want to write a book. I want to get back down to a size 10 and wear lovely clothes. I want to do loads more stuff. I will not manage all that in 5 weeks .

Fucking bastard media scaring people shitless!

Disclaimer - I am usually a logical, reasonably intelligent person but as the date draws closer I am getting more irrationally anxious about it. I will feel better on Dec 22nd, if the world has not ended of course!

Its not true. I am the creator of all existence & I plan to start the Armageddon on January 3rd so we can all have a last Christmas, New Year & my birthday. The aliens I sent to tell the Mayans this got pissed on Mayan moonshine & got their dates muddled up.

See you all on 3rd & you had better have some good presents for me!

Or else...

Mwa ha ha ah aa

I shall be hopping mad I tell you. DD is 16 on the 14th and as yet has never been kissed. I shall be bloody FURIOUS if it happens before she gets snogged .

But we'll all be dead so we won't care!

See you on the 22nd

So is it supposed to end on the 21/12/12?

That's daft. It's not even palindromic. What if you're American, you'd say 12/21/12.

HTH.

Don't watch the movie Knowing

Slap!

Just chill and have a or ten. Then you won't care any more.

Channel Buffy
Giles - "It's the end of the world"
Buffy and the Scooby gang "Again?!" and off they went and stopped it
(disclaimer - I may not have remembered the quote properly)

Oh, DD may have been snogged already, don't be too sure - my DD is 15 and wouldn't have told me for the world about either of her boyfriends so far but her friends dropped her in it

snorbs do u live in St. Albans by any chance?

Sorry for the hijack twins!

I think an End Of The World party would be a fab idea on that day. Everyone would get drunk for 24 hours and tell everyone else that they loved them etc - when it gets to the 22nd imagine how grateful and relieved they would be; if the 22nd doesn't arrive then everyone will be ratarsed anyway so won't notice when the world explodes/sun goes out/meteor strikes or whatever the fuck is supposed to be happening.

BOOM!!!

It's not ending if it knows what's good for it! This is my first year hosting Christmas, and I'm not having all my hard preparation work ruined.

The world was also going to end in the seventies, too. And 2000. In fact, I remember virtually slapping someone in 1999 on a rather similar thread on another forum!

Now, let's plan for the January Sales, eh?