to think Young Apprentice will cheer me up?

[Gentleness]

I think I probably am. I want to watch something FUNNY and someone evil told me there was a new series of Miranda. No. What a cruel trick to play. YA is the only other thing I can bear watching...

Am I going to be cheered up? Really?

Oh, I don't know. Do you like watching 16 and 17-year-olds masquerading as 1980s Young Conservatives making arses of themselves? I kind of do.

It makes me laugh

I'm laughing. Episode 2. One youngster thought "middle class" was a compliment. And Karen was wearing a pvc leotard at the beginning which was fun. Alan is on form with his scripted boardroom jokes too. Ho ho ho...

Yeah it is funny. I can't stand that girl who made the comment about waterstones being for the middle aged and middle class though. Something about her just winds me up!

And now they're doing that fake hug for victory. I do feel quite aged which isn't so funny...