To think that all dog owners smell?

[FunnysInLaJardin]

and park in M&B spaces, and drown kittens at birth?

And wear their shoes in people's houses.

I only drown kittens on Mondays, the rest of the time I'm too busy driving around parking in M&B spaces.

and they smoke outside schools and feed their DC fish fingers (non homemade) and claim benefits and go to work in their pyjamas

Tsk. You're right. We're losers.

Fish fingers? I feed mine sausage rolls ad ill-gotten grapes. But I draw the line at Fruit Shoots.

It's bunnies that I drown, anyway. Not kittens.

I do smell though.... like roses and jasmine.

PS - how can you go to work in your pjs if you are on benefits? Because we all know you can't possibly have a job and claim any kind of benefit. You need to be a full-time scrounger. Perhaps you mean go out to buy fags and White Diamond at the corner Offie in pyjamas. Or go out to feed the goat in slippers.

Everyone who owns a cat is mad and smelly.

The sad thing is I do see people going out in their PJ's down my street - not sure they're dog owners though!!

I don't kill kittens I feed them to my dogs

Homemade fish fingers? Just why?

Nothing quite like Eau de Wet Dog. Am just waiting for Chanel to catch on.

My dogs won't eat kittens, they prefer fluffy little ducklings.

can we add cat owners? eau-de-cat-piss is specially endearing.
and cat owner kill ... (dunno)

I've got 4 dogs so no need to drown kittens, just feed them to the dogs, but then again my sis has 3 dogs, 6 cats, 2 chincillas, 4 rabbits, 2 guinea pigs and a hamster.

and their clothes are always covered in dog hair but they dont seem to care

Agent64Fri 09-Nov-12 23:30:26

Everyone who owns a cat is mad and smelly.

I have three cats Im bonkers and stink

annie don't be so ridiculous go to work in your pjs if your on benefits? Why bother working when you can stay at home, watch Jeremy Kyle all day wearing your pjs AND get free money??

God what's wrong with the world when people talk about getting jobs

Anyone that owns a goat smell

sparkley I can smell you from here.

And I'm scared of you.

Very scared

I have two dogs and one cat. They are all mad and smelly, but I am not.

I did go to work in my pyjamas today though.

I asked my dog. He said you smell funny too.

i admit to having a very flatulent cat and wearing pjs on weekends alday watching jeremy vile on itv2

my other cat doesnt smell at all.cant vouch for the dcs though.......