Please Help. I Have a Frozen Pea in My Mojito

[JessicaLub]

It is wrong and unreasonable.

HHmmm, don't pea and mint go together then?

Is this a euphemism?

You can be relieved, it died happy...

I could have a dead insect in a mojito and it wouldn't put me off

If It's dinner.
I@ve got a straw and the fucking pea keeps getting stuck whwn/ I suck

LMAO!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy freezer is a fucking disgrace
Fucking peas popping up all over the fiung place.

Erm, you could find a spoon and get rid of the pea or you could sup the pea with your drink. Sorry but I really cannot make this complicated or important

It might not be important yo you Thomson Twins (that were shit as a band and twee if you've got two children). Now I've forgotten what I was saying bugger

Leave the pea. It might need a drink after been flung about

i've got a frozen peae in my mojito.
I sack the nanny and the au pair and everyone.
I squeezed the lime and everything

If it keeps sticking to your straw why haven't you suckered it out and blown it into the bin yet?

My Mohito is one of my five a day. Lemon,lime.mint,rum, daddada.
Nowher does it mention fucking peas

I read this as I HAVE FROZEN PEE IN MY MOJITO..

Well that's just because you are crude and vulger Cynner.
Bloody shame on you.
Scrape yourself out the gutter and the rest of us might talk to you.
I have drunk myself sober. I couldnt tolerate peagate. Iused chopsticks to adresss my pea issue.

@ DiddyMary!