I want to swear REALLY loudly.
I've lived in my house for 3 months. In this time I've had:
A toilet that had a constantly leaking U bend - that took a week and a half for the agents to send out their jack of all trades handyman out to fix. In this time I had to replace towels under the leak every hour or so (was on 6 week hol so was able to do this) and if I went out I would return to the whole floor being soaked. Directly after his visit the overflow pipe began leaking all down the side of my house.
This resulted in damp mould growing on my living room wall which is still there. It took a further TWO weeks for them to send out the handyman to fix it. I finally lost my rag when the estate agent said "He said he's been ringing you all week on both your numbers but you haven't got back to him." This is totally untrue.
Next thing to go wrong: My gas boiler - it looks about a thousand years old and one of the switches has been taped over so I can't use it.. so obviously not in the best working order. Last month it broke leaving me with no heating and no hot water. I had to use boiled kettles of water to wash up and only take showers. It took a week for the to send the SAME guy round and fix it.
Now it has gone again and am raging. It's really, really cold and the only thing I have is an ancient convection type heater in one room which will no doubt cost a fortune to run.
AIBU on insisting that this time they send the bloke round when I am home, so I can ask him exactly what he's doing to fix the problem and it wasn't done correctly last time? So angry - it's skinting me to live here, but it's just problem after problem.
And breathe!