I've just watched an incredibly drunk 40+ man try unsuccessfully to walk up a road while keeping his trousers up - they kept falling down, he kept falling over, doing a pretty impressive turtle-on-back impression then getting up and starting all over again. Before the wall he was using to keep himself upright suddenly turned into a sloping drive which he fell into. I've just finished a 13 hour shift, was a bit fed up, and this has made me titter muchly! From bitter experience I knew not to approach him, but did call the police (who also giggled quite a bit) to go scoop him up. IANBU, am I? Or am I just a wicked person?!