AIBU

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Your husband would post -

Your child would post -

Your younger self would post

Your parents would post -

Your pet would post -

:o Go!

Your husband would post - AIBU to think my Wife shouldn't have changed my ringtone to Gangnam Style and do the silly dance in the middle of the bank queue, when my Mum rang this afternoon?

Your child would post - AIBU to think my Mum shouldn't have been so hungover that she kissed the wrong child as my line went into class, and shouted to the terrified boy "I love you"?

Your younger self would post - What the fuck does AIBU mean?

Your parents would post - Is this the interweb? Jaysus I tink I'm after gettin one of those viruses now

Your pet would post - AIBU to think my owners should know the other fish in my tank are actually dead and not planking for Facebook photos?

I've thought about it and I'd rather stay in ignorant bliss of exactly what they'd post, I can't cope with the harsh realities posters would point out of what was wrong with me/my life/my parenting etc

But what would yours post? eh?? YABU to stay silent

Agree Agent that much soul searching would depress me.

Though I do know my younger self would say "If I ever spend time on some fucking forum asking other crazies if I'm Being Unreasonable, please shoot me" - but meh, I'd have a few words of my own for her too, so all's well.

Your husband would post -AIBU to think my DW should get off mumsnet for 5 minutes and cook me dinner?

Your child would post - AIBU to think that mummy should supply me with an endless supply of marshmallows and hot chocolate? She owns a coffee shop and gives free marshmallows to all the other kids that come in. Why can't I just help myself to them until I'm sick?

Your younger self would post AIBU to think my parents are so mean to me? They make me live in a village 40 miles away from my friends yet refuse to act as a taxi service.

Your parents would post - AIBU to think my DD should stay at home with my grandchildren all day instead of going out to work? Even if she can't afford to pay the mortgage? Actually that would be great because she'll have to come and live with me and then I'll have my grandchildren here all the time.

Your pet would post - AIBU to want feeding every hour? And for those pesky children to stop terrorising me by pushing me round the house in their toy prams?

Worra! :o @ gangnam style dance

Passes the time in Barclays during a busy Friday

Your PARTNER would post - AIBU to think my girlfriend shouldn't try to go to great lengths to find out what her christmas present is?

Your child would post - N/A

Your younger self would post - AIBU to think that school shouldn't put me on work experience in a clothes shop of all places?

Your parents would post - AIBU to think that the landlady is V unreasonable for looking through my windows then texting me complaining that the house looks 'un-lived in'

Your pet would post - AIBU to think that when I'm accidently locked in the kitchen, through the door is the only port of call? I've got splinters in my cheek chops!

WHY ON EARTH Did I put husband :s

Your husband would post - aibu to play computer games on the rare nights I'm not working rather than do something with my wife as she will only mn regardless

Your child would post - aibu to want chocolate as my sole source of food?

Your younger self would post - aibu to spend my bus and dinner money on cigarettes and chocolate? My mum says I am and has threatened to stop giving me pocket money.

Your parents would post - aibu to go away every christmas, to not want to go to my daughters house even though she lives next door to me and expect her to come to us every time instead?

Your pet would post - aibu to lick the baby's face? I always get told off for it but his dribble tastes too good to stop.

Go!

DH never getting married

DS stop fussing and being silly Mommy

Me as younger self I'm never getting trapped as a wife and Mother

Parents I regret having children

Pet why won't she give ten packs of food?

Your husband would post - When I empty the dishwasher, I take the dishes out AND actually put them in away in the cupboard too - AIBU to expect DW to do the same rather than just leaving them randomly on the counter???

Your child would post - AIBU to expect Mum and Dad to keep their promises when they say we can go to the aquarium, even if it means queuing for over an hour?

Your younger self would post - AIBU to expect my boyfriend to spell my name right in my 21st birthday card???

Your parents would post - AIBU to want to buy our grandson pretty much anything and everything he asks for, even if it means he's going to be a spoilt brat difficult for the rest of the day?

Your pet would post - AIBU to expect that after 14 years my owners might know that I don't do listening to rustling plastic bags?

Your husband would post - AIBU to be pissed off at this mad woman who has grabbed me off the streets to answer this for her because she's doesn't have a husband or partner?

Your child would post - AIBU to ask for something and then receive it have a tantrum because its what I wanted?

Your younger self would post - AIBU to spend my money on cigs and beer when Ih
have 6th form in the morning?

Your parents would post - AIBU to text my daughter 20 million times a day asking her how to use my new smart phone and then text her all of the smilies I've learnt?

Your pet would post - AIBU to not be happy that this woman as petnapped me from her mums?

Your husband would post- AIBU to think that if I move repeatedly and don't pay any maintenance that she would at least pay for the divorce, I mean I have been waiting 15years.

Your children would post- AIBU to think That all of the food in the house is available for me to eat, whenever I like; and if I have broken yet another pair of earphones it is totally OK to borrow my little sisters' without asking, and then inform her they don't work properly.

Your younger self would post- AIBU to think that you have unbelievably shit taste in men

Your parents would post - AIBU to be unbelievably proud of my daughter for single handedly bringing up 3 kids, running a buisness, renovating a house and studying for a degree (even if she does keep asking me to help plumb in the sodding kitchen).

Your pets would post - AIBU to think that 3 dead mice in a day really isn't that bad, after all next spring we will be moving onto bunnys being dragged through the cat flap.

DP- wibu to completely cover mine and OH's big fat sirloin steaks in chilli flakes prior to cooking, rendering it infuckingedible? Also WIBU to then complain profusely about it being too spicy to eat?

DS - aibu to repeatedly stretch DM's rib cage out with my teeny tiny arse so that the only place she can ever get comfy is in the bath where she is now mumsnetting

Younger self - would I be unreasonable to work 3 jobs this weekend, go out in the lash 3 days in a row and then get up fresh as a daisy for uni on Monday?

Parents - AIBU to spend 10 days talking like les Dawson as I refuse to go back to the doctors after the antibiotics clearly have done bugger all to shift my bronchitis (DM)

No pets!

Your husband would post - thank goodness that lovebunny found out about my infidelity and ditched me years ago...

Your child would post - mummy's been reading my posts.

Your younger self would post - still alive? can't believe it! daughter still nearby? you lucky woman!

Your parents would post - dad: she's not as obedient as she should be
mum: i know what she wants! i hate her! i'm dying and i hate her!

Your pet would post - where is that woman? we expect our oatie treats at 11pm and its after twelve. and the clocks went back so we think its even later...

Your husband would post - What the hell is she going on about

Your child would post - You are sooo embarrassing

Your younger self would post - Where's the party tonight

Your parents would post - that's not what I had in mind

Your pet would post - Im pissing myself and need a walk

Partner - to leave my dirty clothes on top of the laundry basket - surely I've done the leg work

Child - to expect mummy to nurse me throughout the night at 21 months

Pet - why don't I exist?

Younger self - to think I can go to work on just 2 hours sleep

Last weekend ds would have posted "aibu to have a temper tantrum because mummy won't buy me a chocolate icecream even though its 9.30am on the coldest morning of the year?"

DH - what is DW sniggering about now, I bet it's something on the flipping MN. Wish she's zip it so I can watch SkySport in peace.
DS - why does my mum not find the YouTube Videos I make her watch hilarious? She's so boringrrringgg
Younger leaves - don't become a boring old fart that doesn't get the Yoof-culture
Pet - FFS, open this door, I can't be bothered to walk all the way round to the cat flap - I can see you inside, Yes I'm talking to you!