to spend all day shivering

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when on mumsnet, when some housework would warm me up?

Put the heating on and continue to mumsnet

pop on a cardie and some slippers, that'll keep you warm enough while on mumsnet.

Slanket?

Slankets are made of the devils back hair! And your back gets cold if you stand up

Warm robe, blanket, warm drink, and a laptop to warm the lap.
A cat is usually useful too, as is a small child cuddling up to you.

Why would you stand up? Get a thermos of tea, tin of biscuits, catheter, phone charger, remotes and you're sorted!

What happens when you need to wre

Dh has a pink one that has a massive pocket on the tummy, it's full of sweet wrappers and snotty tissues

I want to set fire to it do bad

Wee and poo not wre*

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Do some housework you lazy slut

said whilst sitting at work, on computer, near fire whilst doing jack shite all day except mumsnetting

That's what the catheter is for

My laptop keeps my knees warm so I don't need to put the heating on.

That's the only reason why I am sat here. Honest.

I'm sitting in my bed but only to keep warm whilst mumsnetting! I've been shopping and put a wash on so now it's me time!

We moved to a smaller house a couple of months ago and now I can afford to put the heating on! Yay! [hgrin] still stingy with it though
Get a blanket and big socks and carry on

I did same today.

I'm in my pjs, dressing gown & slippers.

I have been out in the nasty rain, but I'm nice & comfy & warm now.