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to hate the phrase "pleasuring him/her/yourself"?

25 replies

Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:27

H is watching yet another police camera arseholes programme and there was a man "pleasuring himself" by the side of the road. Whats wrong with "masturbating"? Factual and far less boak-worthy.

Quite apart from anything else, the word masturbating doesnt conjure up images of a manky sex face!

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Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:28

ooh sorry, dont know what happened to the title!

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BunnyLeBOOwski · 23/10/2012 23:30

YABU.

I pleasure myself by the side of the road on a regular basis.

Usually with a Big Mac meal and an extra mayo chicken.

Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:32

You are so common! Everyone knows that the only place to pleasure yourself with a Big Mac is in the carpark!

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Inneedofbrandy · 23/10/2012 23:33

I agree 100% with you on this thread Grin

Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:33
Wink

It had to happen eventually :o

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BerthaKitt · 23/10/2012 23:35

YANBU. I prefer "'avin' a wank".

Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:39

totally agree Bertha, why is fuck ok on TV by wank isnt?!

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Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:39

but

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SoleSource · 23/10/2012 23:39

It's pleasurable to hear. Therefore on your police motorbike and YABU.

WorraLiberty · 23/10/2012 23:41

It's pleasurable to hear someone having a wank at the side of the road Sole Shock

How very desperate honest of you Grin

Zara1984 · 23/10/2012 23:44

What's worse? Pleasuring yourself? Enjoying yourself? Being intimate with yourself? All boak-worthy phrases I have heard on TV.

I prefer 'avin a wank Grin

Bogeyface · 23/10/2012 23:44

HEARING IT?! How close do you need to be to hear it?!

And with that mental image, I am off to bed!

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MrsCantSayAnything · 23/10/2012 23:45

YANBU! I don't like that word anyway.

"Oh I didn't feel any pleasure"

"Come to the Pleasure Park" ...wtf

"My Pleasure." ... Angry

SoleSource · 23/10/2012 23:49

Heard lots of times. Especially at the side of the church in city centre and the resulting mess on the gravestone. [sick]

Goodnight.

BerthaKitt · 23/10/2012 23:52

Vom

Zara1984 · 23/10/2012 23:56

A uni friend of mine got errrrr pleasured-on by a manky man in a Tesco. While she was rummaging through the clothes section, looking for PJs in her sizes. He brushed up behind her and left a deposit on her back. He must have been watching her from nearby then ran up at the vital moment . By the time she clicked what was going on (and sheieked) he zipped up and ran! Gone before security could catch him Confused

BreconBeBuggered · 23/10/2012 23:59

Was he in a car or actually at the roadside? You can only pleasure yourself sitting down. Standing up is 'avin' a wank. Masturbating is for bedrooms.
Zara, Tesco man was 'avin' a wank. Yuk.

BerthaKitt · 24/10/2012 00:04

'I was proceeding al

wildfig · 24/10/2012 00:05

It's impossible to hear that phrase and not think of Leslie Grantham and the webcam.

BerthaKitt · 24/10/2012 00:07

"I was proceeding along the road in the patrol vehicle when I observed the gentleman abusing himself in a Volvo"

BerthaKitt · 24/10/2012 00:08

I have 'pleasuring' noises in my head now.

BreconBeBuggered · 24/10/2012 00:20

Bertha, I'd forgotten about self-abuse.
That's for public toilets.

womma · 24/10/2012 00:31

Personally I prefer a hand shandy

EnglishGirlApproximately · 24/10/2012 00:44

When I was a manager at a now defunct high st retailer we used to have a man that would 'pleasure' himself regularly against the from window. I've also seen it many times in fitting rooms

ImperialBlether · 24/10/2012 00:56

This will out me if anyone from work's on here.

There was a night out from work at a hotel nearby - some couples stayed over.

One of the managers was there with her husband. She said, "We've had a lovely afternoon pleasuring each other in our hotel room."

A group vomit ensued.

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