to hate the phrase "pleasuring him/her/yourself"?

[Bogeyface]

H is watching yet another police camera arseholes programme and there was a man "pleasuring himself" by the side of the road. Whats wrong with "masturbating"? Factual and far less boak-worthy.

Quite apart from anything else, the word masturbating doesnt conjure up images of a manky sex face!

ooh sorry, dont know what happened to the title!

YABU.

I pleasure myself by the side of the road on a regular basis.

Usually with a Big Mac meal and an extra mayo chicken.

You are so common! Everyone knows that the only place to pleasure yourself with a Big Mac is in the carpark!

I agree 100% with you on this thread

It had to happen eventually :o

YANBU. I prefer "'avin' a wank".

totally agree Bertha, why is fuck ok on TV by wank isnt?!

but

It's pleasurable to hear. Therefore on your police motorbike and YABU.

It's pleasurable to hear someone having a wank at the side of the road Sole

How very desperate honest of you

What's worse? Pleasuring yourself? Enjoying yourself? Being intimate with yourself? All boak-worthy phrases I have heard on TV.

I prefer 'avin a wank

HEARING IT?! How close do you need to be to hear it?!

And with that mental image, I am off to bed!

YANBU! I don't like that word anyway.

"Oh I didn't feel any pleasure"

"Come to the Pleasure Park" ...wtf

"My Pleasure." ...

Heard lots of times. Especially at the side of the church in city centre and the resulting mess on the gravestone. [sick]

Goodnight.

Vom

A uni friend of mine got errrrr pleasured-on by a manky man in a Tesco. While she was rummaging through the clothes section, looking for PJs in her sizes. He brushed up behind her and left a deposit on her back. He must have been watching her from nearby then ran up at the vital moment . By the time she clicked what was going on (and sheieked) he zipped up and ran! Gone before security could catch him

Was he in a car or actually at the roadside? You can only pleasure yourself sitting down. Standing up is 'avin' a wank. Masturbating is for bedrooms.
Zara, Tesco man was 'avin' a wank. Yuk.

'I was proceeding al

It's impossible to hear that phrase and not think of Leslie Grantham and the webcam.

"I was proceeding along the road in the patrol vehicle when I observed the gentleman abusing himself in a Volvo"

I have 'pleasuring' noises in my head now.

Bertha, I'd forgotten about self-abuse.
That's for public toilets.

Personally I prefer a hand shandy

When I was a manager at a now defunct high st retailer we used to have a man that would 'pleasure' himself regularly against the from window. I've also seen it many times in fitting rooms

This will out me if anyone from work's on here.

There was a night out from work at a hotel nearby - some couples stayed over.

One of the managers was there with her husband. She said, "We've had a lovely afternoon pleasuring each other in our hotel room."

A group vomit ensued.