To want to stab DP in the leg with a fork

[osterleymama]

Everytime I call him and he says 'what?' instead of 'yes?'.

I am nearly 36 weeks pregnant and slightly moody.

He may get huffy if you prod him and take a strop....

Go for it

As long as he stabs you back.

Have you thought of using a corkscrew (old fashioned one)?

HJave you read this OP? It sets a precedent......

whaat is it with stabbing ohs with a fork?

I say go for it

Everytime my DP uses the word 'cool' I want to hit him round the head with a crowbar and I don't even have the excuse of pregnancy hormons, just an irrational hatred of anyone over the age of 10 using 'cool'

Thing is I'm not sure I could catch him. He's quite nimble and I'm obviously not at the moment.

Or rather hormones