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TheReturnOfBridezilla · 22/10/2012 18:55

Everyone I know to any kind of authority I can possibly think of because I am the head prefect of the world?

What's going on here tonight? Stop reporting your friends and family to various organisations.

I'm telling.

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wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/10/2012 21:33

Reports SoleSource for bullying the goat.

gordyslovesheep · 22/10/2012 21:33

fuck off theKIDSrule - how can you bee goatist with that name!

cunt

crashdoll · 22/10/2012 21:33

Reports SoleSource for using a naughty word! Shock For fuck's sake, how many times do you have to be told not to swear?!

thekidsrule · 22/10/2012 21:33

im gonna report myself as im sure im a cunt sometimes Grin

gordyslovesheep · 22/10/2012 21:33

I am reporting myself for my inability to fucking work the interweb tonight >-

PumpkInDublic · 22/10/2012 21:36

MISS! thekidsrule stamped on my foot! She said she was stamping cos she was cross but she meant it MISS!

SoleSource · 22/10/2012 21:37

Lol wannabe

Want some of this curry? evil Grin

pointyfangs · 22/10/2012 21:37
wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/10/2012 21:41

Im not partial to curried goat so I will pass thanks :)

pointyfangs · 22/10/2012 21:56
PumpkInDublic · 22/10/2012 22:02

(not suitable for work or children or those without a nearby vomit receptacle)

wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/10/2012 22:04

Please can someone tell me gently what dragon butter is?

ChristmasKate · 22/10/2012 22:08

No you have to google dragon butter.

And I've reported you because you don't know what it is already.

wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/10/2012 22:09

Im to scared to google. I dont want to vomit.

pointyfangs · 22/10/2012 22:10

I know what dragon butter is - I Googled it based on someone on MN daring me to.

After washing my eyes in bleach, I felt fine.

My hair is very short, you must really know how to get a grip Grin

wannabe just Google it. Or not, depending on whether you want to hold on to the contents of your stomach and need to keep your eyeballs unbleached.

McHappyPants2012 · 22/10/2012 22:11

dragon butter

it only words but boak

SoleSource · 22/10/2012 22:12

No idea what dragonbutter is either. Google images?

PumpkInDublic · 22/10/2012 22:12

I've seen enough instructions here on AIBU on how to get a grip to be an expert Pointy.

I watched "one man one jar" the other week as a result of Mumsnet. I should have reported you all for that. It was awful. I still have nightmares but cannot have jam. No jam.

wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/10/2012 22:12

how do I know its just words?

ChristmasKate · 22/10/2012 22:14

Do it
Do it
Do it

Gathers gang around iPad and forces wanna to click on the link.

I've reported McHappy for linking, they have to google it.

SoleSource · 22/10/2012 22:14

Oooh!

The worse link on here

Warning graphic..

Was the porno of two women eating poo fresh out of the arse. It xame out of their noses too

McHappyPants2012 · 22/10/2012 22:14

go on i dare you to click on it

BOAK FOREVERMORE this is a chinese lunchbox

wannabedomesticgoddess · 22/10/2012 22:17

Im fragile. Im 38 weeks pregnant. I WILL vomit uncontrolably if I see something vile enough.

PumpkInDublic · 22/10/2012 22:17

But how would it cook McHappy?

pointyfangs · 22/10/2012 22:17

Nope, not going to, not tonight. I am enjoying my last mouthful of Wine and I'm not going to spoil it. If this thread is still going tomorrow, I will.