to be considering killing DH?

[StillIRise]

For coming in and waking me up as I was dozing off and fucking up my chance of slerping at all today.

And also....

Discusding holidays with his brother and telling me and the brats that 2 weeks of happiness in wonderhotel in august would only cost £2000.

I HAVEN'T GOT A SPARE FUCKING FIVER LET ALONE £2000 FUCKING POUNDS.

BASTARD.

So i've decided to kill him.

...sounds fair enough. Will also reduce the cost of the holiday.

Make sure you take out an insurance policy first, that way you'll be able to afford that holiday afterwards.

I haven't been on a Discusding holiday since the kids were born.

I miss them.

Or sell his organs on the black market. That'll get you several holidays

Won't he pay for the holiday? It might be worth letting him live for that.

He bloody knows I am hacked off with being skint and cold and not putting on the bloody heating.

Stupid fucker. I am cross.

And need to sleep.

So now I am tired, cross and sad too. Bloody great.

Nancy- I wish there was a like button on MN :)

What do you mean you don't have 5 pounds?

Does he have 2000?

I had my chance yesterday. He was up a ladder but refused to tell me if he had checked recently that his life insurance is in order also sleep deprived.

Might poison him.

Or stab him with a spoon.

Or something painful.

we don't have a spare fiver. He's as skint as I am so why he's planning forin jaunts with his brother I don't know.

Sweet jeesus you don't think he intends us going together do you? Fuck.