Names that sound like things.

[TiggyD]

As in:
I use a vince cable to support my elizabeth truss to avoid me ending up with ed balls.

All very confusing really.

Forgot to ask AIBU if all people with such names are..."Dealt With"?

I am planning to roast a leg of Larry Lamb for dinner tomorrow. We may have some Anneka Rice pudding to follow - with some Lord Sugar sprinkled on top; maybe some toasted, flaked Marc Almonds.

This is quite unconnected with your OP, Tiggy - I'm actually rather a keen amateur cannibal.

...are there such things as professional cannibals, then? ;)

eager to join in but doesn't know how

Yup. I'm just a part-timer (weekends and bank holidays).

The rest of the time it's just Linda McCartney sausages.

I always Courtney Love Talcs posts, but that Tiggy is a right Peter O'Toole. (is that right? )

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna AgentZigAZag ah